I hate it... I love it!

[Trifer420]

I love passing out at parties and waking up in the middle of nowhere with a roll of quarters and an aching sphincter, I just got my easiest ten bucks ever, and most likely I got drunk last night for free!

I hate sleeping until 2 pm and realizing I had something really important to do before that time.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I love sleeping till 2 pm, and then realising I had something really important to do before then because if it wasn't important enough for me to wake up before then, it wasn't important at all. Therefore, I can go back to sleep.

I hate my bed. It's too hard.

 

[irishdelinquent]

I love your bed. It's a great place to store my contraband.

I hate ketchup

 

[Amarok]

I love ketchup, I love to squirt it all over my nipples and break my own neck trying to lick it off.

I hate having my face torn open by a demon from the pits of hell.

 

[Ramthundar]

I love having my face torn open by a demon for the pits of hell...that's how my girlfriend knows she's doing it right. Rawr?

I hate never having an orgasm.

 

[Sporenut]

I love never having an orgasm! COZ I'M A GUY!

I hate stupid beggar noobs on MMORPGs.

 

[Incompl te]

I love being called a homosexual at school. It makes me feel proud of who I am.

I hate the MS Word Paperclip...

 

[Sporenut]

I love the MS word paperclip! It gives me something to dream about burning at night!

I hate people who think the Tooth Fairy, Santa and the Easter Bunny are real

 

[Trifer420]

I love people who think the Tooth Fairy, Santa and the Easter bunny are real. More like I'm jealous of them because they have yet to experience the true nature of this cruel dark world.

I hate money

 

[Incompl te]

I love money. I can spend it anywhere I want for stuff I don't need!

I hate the Macbook Air

 

[Wazaki]

I love the Macbook Air, b/c Jobs can sell anything.
I hate extremely religious people!

 

[NeoAC]

I love extremely religious people. I dated one once. Oh the things I got her to do for me......


That's right she actually cleaned my room for me! And it was a mess!

On the other hand, I hate North Carolina.

 

[Lord George]

I love north Carolina because its a strange unknown place I've never heard of and I love mysteries.

I hate vomiting flies

 

[Lost Leader]

I love vomiting flies, it means I had enough whiskey to share with them.

I hate being out of whiskey.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I love being out of whiskey, because then I sober up enough to be able to visit my kids again!

I hate Jelly Nougats.

 

[Ramthundar]

I LOVE JELLY NOUGATS! Cause I love any object I can suck some juice out of.

I hate sexual innuendos.

 

[Shapsters]

I love sexual innuendos, they make me feel naughty!

I hate Hannah Montana.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I love Hannah Montana because sexing her up would not be pedophelia, as she's within two years of my age.

I hate the Jonas Brothers.

 

[The_Chief]

i love the jonas brothers because they give me something to hate

i hate dick in my earhole