I hate it... I love it!

[ninja chicken]

Ok, I decided to make a new game, you will have to make a sentence about what the other person hates, and say why you totally love it! for example:

Player1: I hate cucumbers

Player2: I love cucumbers because they're green and tasty. I hate barbie dolls

Player3: I love barbie dolls, because I eat them for dinner! I hate myself though.

Player4: I love myself because I would be a psycho if I would hate myself..I hate...

etc.

Note: for not making this absolutely boring, try to make the answers as psycho as you can

I'll start, I hate red T-shirts

 

[Lord Harrab]

I love red T-shirts, they mark me for cool jobs on The enterprise.

I hate being unemployed

 

[Ultrajoe]

I love being unemployed, i feel like a political satirist as long as bush is in the whitehouse! I Hate Death...

 

[Anarchemitis]

I love death, it brings others closer to God.

I hate nothing. Hate is the path to the dark side.

 

[Lord Harrab]

I love the darkside, they have cookies.


I hate those geese that fly over my house at night and wake me up

 

[Khedive Rex]

I love geese, how else would I practise with my bazooka?

I hate spending money on movies I hate.

 

[000Ronald]

I love spending money on movies you hate; I happened to like The Departed.

I hate sausage; lousy bacon wannabe...

 

[Ultrajoe]

I love sausage, people can quote me saying that out of context!

I hate misquotes.

 

[Khedive Rex]

I love misquotes! Like this one:

I love ... sausage ...

I hate when my computer crashes.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I love it when my computer crashes! i can ty

 

[ninja chicken]

I love it when my computer crashes! i can ty

looks like your computer crashed while posting this.

I hate when i don't win something

 

[000Ronald]

I love it when I don't win something! Someone less awesome than me gets to experience the awesome of being a fraction of the awesome of The Logician.

I hate it when people kick me in the nuts.

 

[Khedive Rex]

I love it when people kick you in the nuts!

... I don't think much more needs to be said.

I hate it when I have to wake up at a decent hour.

 

[ninja chicken]

I love when I have to wake up at a decent hour, I know what the time is when the alarm rings.

I hate being a moron.

 

[Hiddlebits]

I love being a moron, it gives me an excuze for not beeing abul to speel propaly.

I hate small children

 

[Khedive Rex]

I love small children. In sufficent numbers they are the most effective form of torture!

I hate Khedive Rex (Honestly, I'm surprised no one has tried this yet)

 

[revolverwolf]

I love Khedive Rex. He's so creative! (Now where is that sarcasm button?)

I hate god-modders.

 

[ninja chicken]

I love being a moron.

I love Khedive Rex
.

Yes!

I love god-modders, especialy if i'm one of them.

I hate bombs.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I love bombs since they go down well at pinata parties.

I hate pigs.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I love bombs!

I hate Satanism!