I hate it... I love it!

[Reasonable Doubt]

I love people who do not know that difference because then I can laugh at them even more.

I hate gas guzzling vehicles example: The Hummer.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love myself

I hate that sometimes I miss out on reading one word, and it always turns out to be the most important part.

Edit: Scratch that. I hate when this happens

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

I will give you one reason I did not do so because I actually sent him a PM congratulating him so I think that is better.

I hate people who assume to much.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love people that assume too much, no matter what you argue with them about, you're bound to be right about something.

I hate that no one said anything about my (well, Purple Rain's) elephant.

Edit: And Lord Krunk has just posted on said election poll place.

 

[ninja chicken]

I love that no one said anything about purple rain's elephant, I would just look silly at the one who says he saw a purple raining elephant.

I hate jail

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love jail, it keeps the felonous miscreants off the streets.

I hate pencils, lousy lead filled bastards!

 

[Sir_Noodlez]

I love pencil, because You can waste your time sharping it.
I Hate Bombs

 

[ninja chicken]

There were bombs already, anyway I love bombs, they're good for throwing at the evil dictators.

I hate jelly.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I love jelly, it wobbles. (you know what else wobbles? Penguins, and penguins are awesome)

I hate Leopard seals, how dare they be eating penguins!

 

[Hiddlebits]

I love leopard seals, for penguins are the bane of the universe.

I hate people that use L337 speak (or however it is that those fools spell elite)

 

[revolverwolf]

1 70V3 73315P33K! 1T 15 T3H AW35UM! (Not really. But a cookie for you if you can translate it.)

I hate animal rights activists. I just do.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I love animal rights activists. Help me! The animal right activists have locked me in my cellar and are threatening me with a- Oh no! Noooo.....

I hate the Master Chief. Self-centred jerk.

 

[revolverwolf]

I love Master Chief more than all of you Halo fanboys! I do! Don't make me get my assault rifle and MJOLINR Mk. 6 armor to prove it!

I hate fangirls. Unless they're my fangirls.

 

[ninja chicken]

I love my fangirls, you can spit on theyr head and they won't ever wash it off.

I hate spiky spikes.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I love Acupuncture, it's relaxing?

I hate Superman 64

 

[black lincon]

i love superman 64 it was glitchtastic

i hate Uwe Boll(have fun)

 

[Hiddlebits]

I love Uwe Boll because....

um...

Sorry i can't even make something up.

I hate kittens

 

[revolverwolf]

I love kittens. They make a funny sound when you squeeze them. I mean hug...Hugging is what I meant. (Cookie for the reference)

I hate trolls. (This has probably been done before but think up another reason to love trolls.)