I Hate My Country...

[maninahat]

I hate England more than my home country(Scotland).

That's to be expected. I hate England, but only when I am not comparing it to other countries. Does that makes sense? The second a foreigner comes up, or something comes along which threatens to challenge anything intrinsically English then I jump into action, dagger in my teeth, Union Jack fluttering, and Jerusalem playing in the background.

 

[wasalp]

I like my country quite a bit. We have a good enough relationship that I can make fun of it whenever I want. Also, I'm going to let any Americans here in on a little secret. Canadians make fun of Americans ALL THE TIME. I don't care how much you make fun of your own country, we probably do it more.

I am Canadian and I approve of this message. WE believe we are superior to you in every way...except the military.

 

[blankedboy]

Europe = win.
American continent = win.
USA = mostly fail.
Pacific = mostly win.
Asia = mostly win.
Antarctica = epic win.

What's to hate about one's country?

 

[awsome117]

Well I don't "love" my country, but I don't hate it. I see no reason to hate your country, it's your home. Don't like it (your country) you can leave (I would hope so at least.)

Anyway, I was going to say most Americans (I know anyway) make fun of other countries more than the America. Especially Canada. I don't know why, we just love to hate Canada.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Trust the government? Heck, I'm in the government and I don't even trust it. You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country

 

[Nouw]

I love my country for loving all games.
I hate my country for not knowing the "Imperial Truth" of Gamesworkshop, Starship Troopers and Starcraft.

AND!

I love my country for being 'green'
I hate my country for lacking the industry of video games. Only EB games is the game-dedicated store...

Find out which country I said and Cookie for you.

 

[Vigilantis]

To hate America itself it just retarded, to hate those that run it however has sense...

 

[Hollock]

I don't really care, I'm sure I would be at least as happy as I am now, if I lived in Canada, or Ireland, or Australia.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I love America, I despise my government, the real terrorists are in Washington.

My sentiments exactly.

 

[MelziGurl]

I love my country, but not necessarily what happens within it.

 

[Small Waves]

I fucking love my country.

I can't comprehend how someone could ever hate their own country of origin...

Ridiculous cost of living.
Batshit insane health care prices.
Overpriced internet that reaches less than a fifth the speed of countries that hand out internet access like candy.
Politicians who pander to base instead of getting shit done.
Horrible economic practices and policies.
Shattered relationships with foreign countries.

In comparison to other first world countries, America is shit-tier. It becomes progressively harder to defend this nation when we are one of the only major nations which has consistently remained stagnant of developments that other countries have had for years.

 

[dodo1331]

I love America's culture. That is, our blend of cultures.

And nothing is better than going to an LSU football game at night.

Our government could get some improvement though.

 

[Xskills]

I show my love to the US by using the 1st amendment to the constitution to express its flaws so it can better itself.

 

[Deef]

Free health care bitches, Canada is the shit.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I love Canada. Quebec should separate. Then I'd love my country even more.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I like my country quite a bit. We have a good enough relationship that I can make fun of it whenever I want. Also, I'm going to let any Americans here in on a little secret. Canadians make fun of Americans ALL THE TIME. I don't care how much you make fun of your own country, we probably do it more.

I am Canadian and I approve of this message. WE believe we are superior to you in every way...except the military.

I especially make fun of the way the tables are made farther away from the seats in restaurants. It's like they are expecting the people eating there to be fat.

 

[Darth Caelum]

I despise my country more than i despise the idiocy of The Atkinson
My Country (Philippines) is a fucked up and corrupt husk of idiocy and greed that it makes me want to vomit.
If you have lived here for around 15 years or so you will know what i'm talking about.
and don't get me started on the politicians......

 

[doctorwhofan]

I love my country...hate my politcians.

Yes, I live in America.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Well I don't "love" my country, but I don't hate it. I see no reason to hate your country, it's your home. Don't like it (your country) you can leave (I would hope so at least.)

Anyway, I was going to say most Americans (I know anyway) make fun of other countries more than the America. Especially Canada. I don't know why, we just love to hate Canada.

Because we (Canada) have more square feet of awesomeness than any other country. Took that straight from a Molson Canadian commercial lol. But it's true!!!