While I haven't said it myself, the number of times I hear a Steam friend say it over the mic when we play Versus in Left 4 Dead is simply amazing, particularily at these moments:
- Boomer vomits, only to have the vomit inexplicably miss the survivors, as other infected look on seeing the vomit pass right through the survivor models.
- Boomer explodes really close the survivors, yet some how they have nothing on them because of a small height difference.
- Smoker tongue shoots out only to miss/break inexplicably.
- A Smoker caught someone (finally) only to have a hunter pounce the target or tank hit the target, freeing the target inadvertently.
- Hunter pounces, only to have the pounce go odd and "slide" across the targets head.
- As a Survivor, be incapped and killed with a team mate within melee distance of them, if only they would turn around when they ask for help they could have been free almost immediately when first targeted.
- Being set on fire as the Tank before you even take (the first) control.
- Being one or two infected versus a team of four players and no one on their side team switches to rectify that team stack because "they want to play with friends" when what they really mean is "we like to make other players rage quit when the points say we have 'raped' them repeatedly on each map because we made a friend's only lobby, stacked one team, and then opened it to the public so we could 'pub stomp'"
And many other situations in Versus, some bugs, some exploits, some hacks, and a whole lot of douche bags. Its amazing how much the awesome coop Campaign mode contrast with Versus mode in terms of a fun game. Still, Versus has its moments when two roughly equal (in skill and cooperation) teams face off in Versus, can produce some really fun times.