I have a putter under my bed

[EHKOS]

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have one katana, a wakizashi and a dagger in my room, they are blunted but I could still do some serious damage with them.

 

[Kaymish]

my house is surrounded by a brick wall topped with broken glass and an alarm wire and has razor wire at the bottom the 8 meter cliffs at the back are made out of sandstone and crumble if you try to climb them and the gate to the tunnel to the bottom of the cliffs is locked with one of those round alloy uncutable locks
i fear for my lawyers when the criminal who robs me tries to sue me for providing a dangerous work environment

and if someone does plan enough to get past that they are probably too good for me to take down by myself since i only have my sword from my airforce days and its locked in its case in my home office

 

[MetalGenocide]

Spoiler: A claymore.

 

[FalloutJack]

I have a number of swords, a pair of sais, a long screwdriver, and a plastic club...under my bed.

I have a skinning knife, a couple pen knives, and an extendable metal club...near my bed.

There are a pair of air-pistols (with metal BBs and CO2 cartridges) under my desk and a swiss-army knife IN the desk, same room.

There is a crowbar (full-length) behind the door to the same bedroom.

There are hunting rifles (and ammo) hidden away for...whatever reason.

Also, there is a sword-cane around somewhere.

These are not around because I am paranoid, crazy, or expecting trouble. These are here because I like collecting this stuff. And while I AM crazy, paranoid, and have enemies...it does not mean that I'm going to go ape-shit bazooka on you. I don't even HAVE a bazooka or any explosives. Though...I CAN make napalm.

*Grins*

 

[IamQ]

All I have in my room that could be used as a weapon (except throwing everything I own at the invader) are 2 dumbbells. On reflection though, I do have a fat PS3, and since it's recently been announced that it's the heaviest console ever, that might be an idea for something to use.

Edit: I just remembered. I've been playing tennis for a while, so I've got 3 tennis rackets lying around in my room.

 

[Tharwen]

Absolutely nothing, though if I were prepared, I'd let the dogs into the house and they'd probably eat anyone who broke in.

 

[adderseal]

I have a lightsaber, a portable tactical nuke and the BFG 9000.

 

[Rasputin1]

In my room there's several ornamental knives, a cutlass, 2 replica katanas, and a compound bow(although the bow wouldn't work well against defending against intruders..Suppose I could bludgeon them though?)

 

[Marter]

All I have is a baseball bat under my bed for protection.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Some weird spear thingy, a cricket bat and some guitars.

 

[brodie21]

Hmmm...
Myself.
I'm a biological weapon that can utilise pretty much every object to kill things.
So, as long as I keep myself nearby, with a number of varied object (for example, this lava lamp), I'll be fine.

a biological weapon is a virus or some type of bacteria. if you have smallpox or ebola then yes, you are a biological weapon.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

My house is rigged with explosives. If anyone sets of the Alarm BOOM! I can see no flaw in this defence strategy.

 

[joshuaayt]

I have a metallic baseball bat, and a desert eagle under my bed. Though I seldom take out the gun unless I know someone is in my house...

How often is your house intruded upon, exactly?
Anyway, I have nothing. But, to be honest, your average criminal way over here only has, at best, a bat or something, and probably nothing at all. Except around Miranda, I'd imagine; Don't live there if you have a fringe.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Hmmm...
Myself.
I'm a biological weapon that can utilise pretty much every object to kill things.
So, as long as I keep myself nearby, with a number of varied object (for example, this lava lamp), I'll be fine.

a biological weapon is a virus or some type of bacteria. if you have smallpox or ebola then yes, you are a biological weapon.

Yep, my immune system went kaput years ago, so I pick up pretty much anything going around.
Except STIs, 'cos I'm nonsexual.
So come near me, and you may just catch the plague in seven different shades.

 

[Sarahcidal]

I have a crowbar under my bed Gordon Freeman style

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, I have a full metal M16 airsoft gun with the orange tip taken off, so it should look pretty real in the dark. Plus it has like, 320 fps(feet per second. I think. That means that it shoots BBs really fast.) so it hurts like a ***** at close range.