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Neesa

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Bulletinmybrain said:
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I've been known to do this on rare occasions, mainly if I've forgotten my purse in the car or at home. Heaven forbid if my pants are too tight and I can't grab my money out. But I haven't done it in years. I use my cute clutch wallet instead. But I know in high school, I had to put my cellphone and iPod in my bra for gym cause there were too many thieves in the locker room.
From your profile picture... It wouldn't be hard. You could hide a tactical nuke between those.
Yes sir. It is true. I have been blessed with them so I can hide lots of things in there. Perhaps a small kitten if needed. I'd be sucha great smuggler...
Lol. In the airport they have devices that let them basically see you naked.. They could see any obstructions, and whatever you may be hiding.

Fun in theory, but then when you are having a cavity search..
Yeah. I'd never actually do it. Smuggling is not for me, man. I'd prefer that stranger's hands stay off of me. Unless they're hot, then I'd consider it... Oh man, reminds me of high school, my guys friends would randomly come up, squeeze me and go "HONK HONK". Sometimes they're more of a curse than a blessing.

Back regarding the OP: Sweating, wet dollars can be pretty gross. But that's just like people giving me money out the ass pocket of their jeans. Those can be just as damn as a tit dollar. Worse thing is, that dollar can have their funky smell from their farting.

Tit $ > Fart $
 

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Vault boy Eddie said:
What's wrong with titty money?
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What's wrong with titty money?
I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.
As do I. As do I.
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Vault boy Eddie said:
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I understand how cool it would be if you didn't have to accept the money but when someone pulls something warm and wet out of a place that is supposed to be private. It is just too nasty!
I take it you don't like sex, then.

...Well, really. Come on! You're complaining about something most men would die to have.
I understand what you are getting at but most of these women would be lucky to bed a homeless guy.
Want to not touch money ever again? Think about this a bit, there are also MALE strippers in this world, think about that the next time some decent looking chap hands you a single lol.
I know how money tends to get around and I try not to think about it, but when someone just pulls out in front of you, you not only have to deal with touching the money but the fact that you absolutely know it has been in a dirty place and that it is fresh. I would take a dollar bill but to know exactly where its been and see it handed to me are two totally different things.
 

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Jeronus said:
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I hadn't known that women did this...that's just plain creepy. I mean, storing a dollar bill in your sock is disgusting, and I've heard of that. But your bra? I need to resist an urge to puke. I can't believe that you actually have to deal with women like this. A very common form of casual shopping dress for people I know is the "jeans and sweatshirt/jacket" look. I usually have around 6-8 pockets, so I don't see why bras need to store money, or anything that you'd need to pull out.

Wait, Pumpkin_Eater...did you say "gum?" Must...not...barf...
The people I see who do this usually wear dresses with no pockets. I once saw a woman pull out a billfold and started writing a check. That is the biggest thing I have ever seen pulled out of a bra.
I've seen entire purses stored in there (the boobs were absolutely sickeningly huge. there IS such a thing as too big.)
 

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I understand what you are getting at but most of these women would be lucky to bed a homeless guy.
That's highly relevant information and should've been in the OP. Seriously.

But in that case, fair enough. I'd be irritated myself.
 

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asinann said:
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I hadn't known that women did this...that's just plain creepy. I mean, storing a dollar bill in your sock is disgusting, and I've heard of that. But your bra? I need to resist an urge to puke. I can't believe that you actually have to deal with women like this. A very common form of casual shopping dress for people I know is the "jeans and sweatshirt/jacket" look. I usually have around 6-8 pockets, so I don't see why bras need to store money, or anything that you'd need to pull out.

Wait, Pumpkin_Eater...did you say "gum?" Must...not...barf...
The people I see who do this usually wear dresses with no pockets. I once saw a woman pull out a billfold and started writing a check. That is the biggest thing I have ever seen pulled out of a bra.
I've seen entire purses stored in there (the boobs were absolutely sickeningly huge. there IS such a thing as too big.)
Yes, its ussually followed by everything else on the woman being too big, and in this case I have to agree with Jeronus, keep it in a purse!
 

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asinann said:
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I hadn't known that women did this...that's just plain creepy. I mean, storing a dollar bill in your sock is disgusting, and I've heard of that. But your bra? I need to resist an urge to puke. I can't believe that you actually have to deal with women like this. A very common form of casual shopping dress for people I know is the "jeans and sweatshirt/jacket" look. I usually have around 6-8 pockets, so I don't see why bras need to store money, or anything that you'd need to pull out.

Wait, Pumpkin_Eater...did you say "gum?" Must...not...barf...
The people I see who do this usually wear dresses with no pockets. I once saw a woman pull out a billfold and started writing a check. That is the biggest thing I have ever seen pulled out of a bra.
I've seen entire purses stored in there (the boobs were absolutely sickeningly huge. there IS such a thing as too big.)
I agree... There are too big boobs... and they are usually attached to women on the heftier size. sorry if that is offensive, but then again, i dont really care.
 

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I don't really understand how people can keep money all over their person in different pockets and such, I have mine in my wallet and thats where it stays at all times. Its... more convenient I guess.
 

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I don't really understand how people can keep money all over their person in different pockets and such, I have mine in my wallet and thats where it stays at all times. Its... more convenient I guess.
I have to question the convenience of groping yourself in public to pay for groceries.
 

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I have had to deal with many disgusting habits but there is one that stands above them all. It involves mainly women and their undergarments. I should first tell everyone that I am a cashier and therefore I accept cash in the worst possible state. I can't turn down any money no matter how bad it may look. I say this because an alarming trend amongst women has started to occur. I am talking about women who pull money out of their bras in the middle of a busy shopping day. I don't know how hard it is for women to wear clothes with pockets but there is no reason to carry money or anything else in your undergarments. I hate it when a woman pulls out a warm, wet dollar bill and hands it to me like nothing wrong. I don't care how hot you may look. This is unacceptable. Please, if you or anyone else you know does this tell them to stop. It's just gross.

P.S. Can someone tell me how this got started? I seriously can't figure how this kind of thing gets started.
Wuss, what's your problem with booby cash? It's not gross unless you're a virgin or a homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with either of these).
 

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Vault boy Eddie said:
What's wrong with titty money?
I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.
As do I. As do I.
Indeed.
Quite so.
verily.
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Indubitably
Certainly.
Undeniably
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Exponentially.
Ebulliently.
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Jeronus said:
I have to question the convenience of groping yourself in public to pay for groceries.
Pull the wallet out of the back pocket, take the card out, its all one quick easy motion my friend. It was today when I did the groceries.
 

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JamminOz07 said:
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I have had to deal with many disgusting habits but there is one that stands above them all. It involves mainly women and their undergarments. I should first tell everyone that I am a cashier and therefore I accept cash in the worst possible state. I can't turn down any money no matter how bad it may look. I say this because an alarming trend amongst women has started to occur. I am talking about women who pull money out of their bras in the middle of a busy shopping day. I don't know how hard it is for women to wear clothes with pockets but there is no reason to carry money or anything else in your undergarments. I hate it when a woman pulls out a warm, wet dollar bill and hands it to me like nothing wrong. I don't care how hot you may look. This is unacceptable. Please, if you or anyone else you know does this tell them to stop. It's just gross.

P.S. Can someone tell me how this got started? I seriously can't figure how this kind of thing gets started.
Wuss, what's your problem with booby cash? It's not gross unless you're a virgin or a homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with either of these).
I don't care if she was freaking Halle Berry. I don't want to touch sweaty money. Also most of these women are not the hot young super foxes, you seem to be imagining. Most of them are overweight ladies in their fifties and sixties. If that turns you on, to each his own.
 

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Would it be all right to insert a dollar bill into a woman's bra?
Depends on the location.

Strip club = lap dance
Anywhere else = lawsuit and your name on a sex offender website
 

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Vault boy Eddie said:
What's wrong with titty money?
I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.
As do I. As do I.
Indeed.
Quite so.
verily.
Naturally.
Indubitably
Certainly.
Undeniably
Surely.
Exponentially.
Ebulliently.
Conservatively
Exuberantly.
Righteously
Corruptly.
On a side note im going to try and sleep now, so shall we pick this up tommorow?