I have a request for the ladies

[Siiner]

Eh heh. Can't say the same actually. My girlfriend has triple D's and hides everything in her bra. I had to borrow her phone and put a sweaty tiny little cell phone against my cheek. I shouldn't have been turned on but I was.

(Edit: I am now calling her because I went and gave myself a party in my pants)

 

[Simriel]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

Conservatively

Exuberantly.

Righteously

Corruptly.
On a side note im going to try and sleep now, so shall we pick this up tommorow?

Indeed.

 

[VicMcSeven]

Honestly, there should be NOTHING that you need to carry in your bra on a trip to the grocery store. NOTHING.

 

[JamminOz07]

I have had to deal with many disgusting habits but there is one that stands above them all. It involves mainly women and their undergarments. I should first tell everyone that I am a cashier and therefore I accept cash in the worst possible state. I can't turn down any money no matter how bad it may look. I say this because an alarming trend amongst women has started to occur. I am talking about women who pull money out of their bras in the middle of a busy shopping day. I don't know how hard it is for women to wear clothes with pockets but there is no reason to carry money or anything else in your undergarments. I hate it when a woman pulls out a warm, wet dollar bill and hands it to me like nothing wrong. I don't care how hot you may look. This is unacceptable. Please, if you or anyone else you know does this tell them to stop. It's just gross.

P.S. Can someone tell me how this got started? I seriously can't figure how this kind of thing gets started.

Wuss, what's your problem with booby cash? It's not gross unless you're a virgin or a homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with either of these).

I don't care if she was freaking Halle Berry. I don't want to touch sweaty money. Also most of these women are not the hot young super foxes, you seem to be imagining. Most of them are overweight ladies in their fifties and sixties. If that turns you on, to each his own.

rofl. ok mate, point taken. I'll join your fight against booby cash (even if it does belong to "freaking Halle Berry") haha.

 

[imperialwar]

All these guys saying 'Titty money woot" need to remember Troll Lady Bertha keeps her cash in her bra as well.
Although the OP has mentioned it doesnt matter what they look like, its a principal.

 

[Xerosch]

Maybe you're sexy and they all hit on you?

 

[heartshooter]

maybe guys should start putting their money in their arsecrack. i doubt that it will get the same public response but at least it will be safe. until you meet a gay rapist, but such things don't exist; do they?

 

[painfull2006]

Haha ^^ yeah its going to make a rapist that little bit happier XD

 

[Zykon TheLich]

This may have been posted already but:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090414/tod-money-in-bra-saves-woman-s-life-879dccc.html

 

[beddo]

I have had to deal with many disgusting habits but there is one that stands above them all. It involves mainly women and their undergarments. I should first tell everyone that I am a cashier and therefore I accept cash in the worst possible state. I can't turn down any money no matter how bad it may look. I say this because an alarming trend amongst women has started to occur. I am talking about women who pull money out of their bras in the middle of a busy shopping day. I don't know how hard it is for women to wear clothes with pockets but there is no reason to carry money or anything else in your undergarments. I hate it when a woman pulls out a warm, wet dollar bill and hands it to me like nothing wrong. I don't care how hot you may look. This is unacceptable. Please, if you or anyone else you know does this tell them to stop. It's just gross.

P.S. Can someone tell me how this got started? I seriously can't figure how this kind of thing gets started.

You could probably help put a stop to it by having rubber gloves. Pull one out of the pack and put it on every time this happens and it will soon stop.

 

[Caliostro]

...

If it really bothers you that much just keep some extra change in your underwear and when they do that give them their change straight from your crotch see how they like it.


But if the woman's really hot, you might just be all the wiser to just take it and count your blessings...


PS: I to have no idea why women can't have pockets...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

My girlfriend sometimes does this, it makes me want to swim around in the money like Scrooge McDuck.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Women put lots of things in there. Money, smokes, phones, some of the smaller cameras, lighters, gum... makes me wonder why they even bother with purses.

Blimey, no wonder their bra's are down to their knees if they carry that much!


My sister used to do it in school, because if anyone stole her purse, they'd be no money in it.
I did for a while; but I don't anymore. I prefer a bank.

 

[Bat Vader]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Don't call me Shirley.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

On the occasion I see it, but it becomes very disturbing when their bra turns into their Hand Bag. Small wallets, Cash, Mobile Phones, iPods etc all stashed away. Its like looking at a linsey lohan photo again (Drug Pun Intended).

 

[electric discordian]

it does rather beg the question as to where do they keep their busoms? Some ladies of my acquaintence are hard pressed enough to fit in what should be there in the first place!

Is there a high incidence of Heroine use near to your work perchance?

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Is there a high incidence of Heroine use near to your work perchance?

GRAAAH!! It's Heroin! HEROIN!! There's no fucking E on the end AAARGH! People do not shoot up with the ashes of Joan of Arc or chase the dragon with extract of...um...some other female hero.
/slightly unbalanced rant. *twitch*

 

[Hedberger]

i think it's kinda creative. If someone mugs them they can always claim that the culprit also sexually assualted her. Though i would encourage them to keep the money in a wallet as well.

 

[Paragon Fury]

This is an outrage! Next you will be telling me I can't keep my change in my Banana hammock!

The bastards! The day a man can't keep cash in his bannana hammock is the day I cease to have faith in humanity...

I would've thought you'd lose it the day you learned they let the Twi-tards have their own religion.

Also...while I see your point.....I find the thought somewhat arousing....