I have a request for the ladies

[Vault boy Eddie]

This is an outrage! Next you will be telling me I can't keep my change in my Banana hammock!

Whoa whoa whoa now lets not get out of hand, I don't think he'll ask something crazy like that. But I have to agree this habit is getting ridiculous and it's going to ridiculous lengths.

True story I'm hanging out with some friends (we've had some beers and we're a little tipsy) and one of my friends (who is a girl) accidentally unhooks her bra and out fly's 40 bucks, a cell phone, a pen, and a condom... need I say more?

Yes, who got laid that night?

The pen.

Awesome, awesome to the max.

 

[Neesa]

I've been known to do this on rare occasions, mainly if I've forgotten my purse in the car or at home. Heaven forbid if my pants are too tight and I can't grab my money out. But I haven't done it in years. I use my cute clutch wallet instead. But I know in high school, I had to put my cellphone and iPod in my bra for gym cause there were too many thieves in the locker room.

 

[Handofpwn]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

 

[Nova Tendril]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

synonym for indeed

 

[Handofpwn]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

synonym for indeed

I see we have another interloper.

 

[minoes]

This thread reminds me of "Clerks" for some reason.

 

[Silva]

I understand how cool it would be if you didn't have to accept the money but when someone pulls something warm and wet out of a place that is supposed to be private. It is just too nasty!

I take it you don't like sex, then.

...Well, really. Come on! You're complaining about something most men would die to have.

 

[Simriel]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

Conservatively

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

synonym for indeed

I see we have another interloper.

Rightfully so.

 

[Jeronus]

I understand how cool it would be if you didn't have to accept the money but when someone pulls something warm and wet out of a place that is supposed to be private. It is just too nasty!

I take it you don't like sex, then.

...Well, really. Come on! You're complaining about something most men would die to have.

I understand what you are getting at but most of these women would be lucky to bed a homeless guy.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I've been known to do this on rare occasions, mainly if I've forgotten my purse in the car or at home. Heaven forbid if my pants are too tight and I can't grab my money out. But I haven't done it in years. I use my cute clutch wallet instead. But I know in high school, I had to put my cellphone and iPod in my bra for gym cause there were too many thieves in the locker room.

From your profile picture... It wouldn't be hard. You could hide a tactical nuke between those.

 

[Dark42]

What's wrong with titty money?

Nothing if you're a stripper, but I don't want to touch sweaty money.

Second, I as a guy would rather not touch sweaty money, but for girls this brings up a bigger problem. Girls then have to put the said "sweaty titty money" into their bras right against their bare skin, and that is fairly disgusting.

 

[Meta Like That]

I blame the internet. And hookers.

 

[Neesa]

I've been known to do this on rare occasions, mainly if I've forgotten my purse in the car or at home. Heaven forbid if my pants are too tight and I can't grab my money out. But I haven't done it in years. I use my cute clutch wallet instead. But I know in high school, I had to put my cellphone and iPod in my bra for gym cause there were too many thieves in the locker room.

From your profile picture... It wouldn't be hard. You could hide a tactical nuke between those.

Yes sir. It is true. I have been blessed with them so I can hide lots of things in there. Perhaps a small kitten if needed. I'd be sucha great smuggler...

 

[Handofpwn]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

Conservatively

Exuberantly.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I've been known to do this on rare occasions, mainly if I've forgotten my purse in the car or at home. Heaven forbid if my pants are too tight and I can't grab my money out. But I haven't done it in years. I use my cute clutch wallet instead. But I know in high school, I had to put my cellphone and iPod in my bra for gym cause there were too many thieves in the locker room.

From your profile picture... It wouldn't be hard. You could hide a tactical nuke between those.

Yes sir. It is true. I have been blessed with them so I can hide lots of things in there. Perhaps a small kitten if needed. I'd be sucha great smuggler...

Lol. In the airport they have devices that let them basically see you naked.. They could see any obstructions, and whatever you may be hiding.

Fun in theory, but then when you are having a cavity search..

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I understand how cool it would be if you didn't have to accept the money but when someone pulls something warm and wet out of a place that is supposed to be private. It is just too nasty!

I take it you don't like sex, then.

...Well, really. Come on! You're complaining about something most men would die to have.

I understand what you are getting at but most of these women would be lucky to bed a homeless guy.

Want to not touch money ever again? Think about this a bit, there are also MALE strippers in this world, think about that the next time some decent looking chap hands you a single. Sure makes that titty money a delight all of a sudden lol

 

[alygishere]

What's wrong with titty money?

I don;t know you sir, but I like you already.

As do I. As do I.

Indeed.

Quite so.

verily.

Naturally.

Indubitably

Certainly.

Undeniably

Surely.

Exponentially.

Ebulliently.

Conservatively

Exuberantly.

Veritably