I haven't cried tears in years....

[Dark Knifer]

I haven't cried any kind of tears for years. I did cry quite alot duirng primary school however...

 

[RobThePrezodent]

i havent cried in about 12 years (except through laughter). i dont know why, just nothing ever happens to make me cry. I've been in pain, but never enough to make me cry. I guess i'm just far too awesome jk

 

[Annulus]

My cat was murdered by my stepfathers 2 dogs, less than a month ago. She had a litter of kittens at the time. they cried and cried when we took them out of the cage to bottle feed them. Poor things probably watched the whole attack. We had to take her to the vet, because her back legs weren't working. She kept trying to crawl out of the catbed we put her in for the ride. I held her in my lap the whole way. Then on top of that not only do they charge us 40$ to have her put to sleep, but that's only the price if she's a stray. If she's a pet cat, the price was 220$, which we definitely did not have at the time. So i couldn't even call her by name when i said goodbye. And they weren't alone with her that long. I was upstairs asleep with my earplugs in, and my mom and stepdad were gone for around 20 minutes. And to top it all off? they not only kept the dogs, but mom washed them in the sink today because the fleas were hurting them. They deserve to be run over with an 18 wheeler for what they did to my baby. She was hurt so badly that they said it had to have been a car because they didn't think a dog could do that much damage. My Bella was INSIDE at the time. i think we would have noticed if a car was in our living room, or something knocked down on top of her. And this was the second cat they've killed. They killed our older cat wiley, who i've known since i was 10(i got bella when i was 12, 8 years ago). And what is their collective response? When we leave the kitten has to be locked in a cat carrier and all other cats have to be outside. The little shits chew everything up so my stepdad won't let them be locked in his room, even though they are HIS FUCKING DOGS and everyone else in my house would gladly release them in the middle of an 8 lane highway, mom lets him keep the cats outside so HIS FUCKING DOGS can chew up OUR SHIT that he doesn't even pay to replace. Come to think of it, i think if it were up to us, we'd release him in the middle of an 8 lane highway too.

And about 3 days ago i had an emotional breakdown, again. At 4am when no one is online and no one will talk to you.

Here's what you do.

Wait until winter and a day when you have the house to your self, preferably if you walk the dogs.

Buy 5 millilitres of antifreeze (95%) for every kg of dog, let's say 30, so you'll want half a litre, which is 0.9 pints, or around 16 fluid ounces. You mix the antifreeze in with dog food, half each (8 fluid ounces) in two separate bowls, ensuring that they each eat all of it.

Wash the bowls out extremely thoroughly, clean the sink, clean the floor.

Take the dogs out for a walk, taking the antifreeze bottle with you. Dispose of in someone's bin.

When the dogs die, claim that they started lapping up something near a car and you couldn't hold them back.

If you can't take them for a walk, say they escaped out of the house and went god-knows-where.

Godspeed.

 

[Blackadder51]

I cry way to easily,

Even in Wall-E and 24 i have shed a tear

 

[Le_Lisra]

Cliche enough, I cried a lot when my last girlfriend left me, so there. Apart from that.. not that much.

 

[NLS]

I mainly get my tears from yawning, actually.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Watch all of the new version of Battlestar Galactica. In the grand finale, you will cry. I guarantee it.

Okay, that's a bit of a lie. The two people I was watching it with didn't cry, but I got pretty teary.

 

[Tonimata]

I only cry when desperate. Life is constantly out to try me, and sometimes it gets overwhelming. Last time I cried was when I told my sister what was wrong with me lately.

If you're wondering what was wrong, well, pretty much everything. From studies to personal life, going through my family life and my personal ambitions, everything was getting so royally buttfucked I was starting to consider admitting my bisexuality.

Yes, it was THAT bad.

 

[GreyEarth]

Do jalapeño's count ?

 

[Tonimata]

I cry way to easily,

Even in Wall-E and 24 i have shed a tear

It's fine to cry during movies. I cried a river when I watched Big Fish the other day.

Man, best way to die EVAR.

 

[Ultress]

The last time I cried was when we had to put my cat down, and I felt like a right jackass because I couldn't cry at my either if my grandparent's funerals yet I let out a flood for that cat, I loved that cat. I don't cry very often except for times like that and if I see a sad montage, it could be a montage of Hitler and as long as it had a sad song playing I would cry like a baby.

 

[drdamo]

I cried when my best friend ran off with the girl i blindly loved for nearly 3 years that we spend allmost every day together during those years without there actually being any loving relationship.
And not because i'm a whiny *****, but because a year before that i already said it would happen and back then they both just laughed at me and said i was imagining things.
And besides that it was the moment i realized it was all my fault and that the only one i could blame, was myself.

And i'm glad it happened, as now i'm a better person to my friends as to myself.

 

[AfroTree]

I get watery eyes and occasionally tears... get ready for this...

Spoiler: omfg

EVERY FUCKING TIME I YAWN.

Yawning really pisses me off these days.

HOLY SHIT I HAVE THIS TOO!?

that

and

Bridge To Terabithia

why?..why did they end it like that?

why did it happen?

WHY DAMNIT?! T.T

 

[DemonicVixen]

Pain, i do manage to get eyes stinging and watering, but they arnt actually tears. Its been over 2yrs since i cried in pain and that was when my baby bunny bit me, a mix of shock and pain.

As for emotional pain, that i've cried over several times and fairly often also. Especially since my mum died, i've been a mess for emotional crying. Anything can set me off.

 

[Skarvig]

The last time I cried was when my best friend died. They buried him on my birthday, yay my life is great. The last thing I said was: "Keep your chin up".
I'm also capable of faking crying.

 

[Beltom]

I think the last time I cried was from nostalgia, when I heard a song I hadn't heard seen I was about six. The time before that was when I watched Up, and it takes a lot for a movie to make me react like that.

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Urgh76]

Hmmm the last time must have been 2007 June when my grandpa died..........

 

[Grayjack]

Last time I cried out of pain was in sixth grade, when the doctor set my bone after breaking it. I almost cried after seeing the video of the Missouri SWAT shooting two dogs in a raid.