I haven't cried tears in years....

[Tharwen]

I get watery eyes and occasionally tears... get ready for this...

Spoiler: omfg

EVERY FUCKING TIME I YAWN.

Yawning really pisses me off these days.

Me too... it's really annoying. And the salt starts to irritate my skin if I yawn too much.

 

[Zhukov]

I haven't cried from pain since my early teens or thereabouts.

I still cry from sad stuff though. Oh, and movies. Movies can make me cry really easily.

 

[__Anarchy__]

for some reason i cry easy from pain that doesn't hurt, meaning i can take a fair amount of pain but my instant reaction is to get teary eyed aah well. But the werid thing is i only do that whilst around people ?! which sucks ass. Also i NEVER cry no matter how much pain im in if im playing sport, just makes me pissed off.

But the last time i cried from pain was when i was smashed at point blank from a hard as kick of a soccer ball to the testicles . . . fuck me that hurt

 

[SomeLameStuff]

For some reason I tear up when I get really pissed, which is quite annoying because people tend not to take a teary eyed person seriously, even when he's about to punch them in the face.

I don't usually cry when I'm in pain, only when I'm exaggerating my injury.

 

[rokkolpo]

last time i cried it was because my dog died.

that was 2 years ago.
i never cry from pain and didn't even cry when my grandfather died, only that dog meant so much to me.

 

[SimuLord]

I shed a tear when Buster the rat (the little guy in my avatar) died...and when my dog died...and when I tore up my shoulder throwing a pitch.

And when my first engagement broke off, but not when my marriage did.

 

[El Poncho]

I hardly ever cry, the first time I cried in years was a few weeks ago.

 

[DEATHROAD]

I haven't cried tears of pain, except for being hit in the nose, but that wasn't because it really hurt, it's because it was the nose, and that makes you tear up automatically.

Guys don't cry from day-to-day pain.

That.. com-ment.. Hu-rt.. Me.. So.. BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

*Sobbing*

OT: Just then! :'(

 

[DEATHROAD]

I dont cry much at life, but i will admit that a tear rolled down my face at the end of the last david tennant episode of Dr who, it was just so damn sad.

*Edit*
Before someone asks,i dont know why i didnt just edit this answer in to my last post, i didnt think

 

[Brandon237]

I get watery eyes and occasionally tears... get ready for this...

Spoiler: omfg

EVERY FUCKING TIME I YAWN.

Yawning really pisses me off these days.

HOLY SHIT I HAVE THIS TOO!?

that

and

Bridge To Terabithia

why?..why did they end it like that?

why did it happen?

WHY DAMNIT?! T.T

Agreed. And they claimed that that was a kid's movie. WTF? First the movie was boring and then it was sad. I think it was for the emo 11 year old's.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I've cried twice in a period of about 3-5 years that I can remember now, once when leaving the US (and thus my gf as well), and once at my grandma's funeral. Other than that..it's kinda hard to get me to cry, funnily enough, 'cause while I'm not any kind of emo or anything, I do have feelings.

 

[Jonatron]

Honestly, I cry probably a lot more than most people. If it's just one or two tears or full out crying. To be fair, I'm not entirely sure why. I'm just really easy to make cry.

Edit: Oh crap, forgot to answer the actual question. Last time I cried one or two tears was yesterday when I felt useless and helpless to help the only person I really care about. Last time I really broke down and cried was last Saturday after an argument with my family which led to my dad threatening to "man handle" me (interpret that how you wish) and then kick me out the house how I am.

Sounds like a typical teenage 'I hate my life' phase. Good to know I'm not alone in the world!

 

[Loves2spooge]

I cry whenever I click on pointless, uninteresting threads.

 

[dodo1331]

I can't remember the last time I cried out of sadness or out of pain. Nothing really phases me to the point of tears. Don't know why but not even when family members die or anything.

EDIT: And an example of no tears of pain, I had my arm sliced open to the point of being able to see my arm muscle move up and down when I relaxed and clenched my arm. Didn't bother me I cleaned it up then walked to the hospital.

That's gross. I would have fainted. I salute you, good sir.

I haven't cried from pain in.. I can't even remember. I cried from emotional pain about 3 months ago though. >_>

 

[HT_Black]

I cried when the chicken I was going to take to my wedding was slaughtered by the neighbor's unrestrained dogs. But then I felt better because I beat them to death the next day. It was awwwwwright.

 

[AfroTree]

I get watery eyes and occasionally tears... get ready for this...

Spoiler: omfg

EVERY FUCKING TIME I YAWN.

Yawning really pisses me off these days.

HOLY SHIT I HAVE THIS TOO!?

that

and

Bridge To Terabithia

why?..why did they end it like that?

why did it happen?

WHY DAMNIT?! T.T

Agreed. And they claimed that that was a kid's movie. WTF? First the movie was boring and then it was sad. I think it was for the emo 11 year old's.

stupid film..make me cry T.T

 

[Count Igor]

My cat was murdered by my stepfathers 2 dogs, less than a month ago. She had a litter of kittens at the time. they cried and cried when we took them out of the cage to bottle feed them. Poor things probably watched the whole attack. We had to take her to the vet, because her back legs weren't working. She kept trying to crawl out of the catbed we put her in for the ride. I held her in my lap the whole way. Then on top of that not only do they charge us 40$ to have her put to sleep, but that's only the price if she's a stray. If she's a pet cat, the price was 220$, which we definitely did not have at the time. So i couldn't even call her by name when i said goodbye. And they weren't alone with her that long. I was upstairs asleep with my earplugs in, and my mom and stepdad were gone for around 20 minutes. And to top it all off? they not only kept the dogs, but mom washed them in the sink today because the fleas were hurting them. They deserve to be run over with an 18 wheeler for what they did to my baby. She was hurt so badly that they said it had to have been a car because they didn't think a dog could do that much damage. My Bella was INSIDE at the time. i think we would have noticed if a car was in our living room, or something knocked down on top of her. And this was the second cat they've killed. They killed our older cat wiley, who i've known since i was 10(i got bella when i was 12, 8 years ago). And what is their collective response? When we leave the kitten has to be locked in a cat carrier and all other cats have to be outside. The little shits chew everything up so my stepdad won't let them be locked in his room, even though they are HIS FUCKING DOGS and everyone else in my house would gladly release them in the middle of an 8 lane highway, mom lets him keep the cats outside so HIS FUCKING DOGS can chew up OUR SHIT that he doesn't even pay to replace. Come to think of it, i think if it were up to us, we'd release him in the middle of an 8 lane highway too.

And about 3 days ago i had an emotional breakdown, again. At 4am when no one is online and no one will talk to you.

Good gods. That's bad.

All I can say is sorry, and give those dogs a big kick when you go past them.

And kick your step dad too.

 

[Brandon237]

I get watery eyes and occasionally tears... get ready for this...

Spoiler: omfg

EVERY FUCKING TIME I YAWN.

Yawning really pisses me off these days.

HOLY SHIT I HAVE THIS TOO!?

that

and

Bridge To Terabithia

why?..why did they end it like that?

why did it happen?

WHY DAMNIT?! T.T

Agreed. And they claimed that that was a kid's movie. WTF? First the movie was boring and then it was sad. I think it was for the emo 11 year old's.

stupid film..make me cry T.T

Yeah, it is really embarassing if you're a 14 year old and the only one crying in a cinema...