I Hit It With My Axe: Episode One: Meet the Party

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EchetusXe

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SODAssault said:
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These comments are a perfect storm of ignorance and prejudice.

Half the people here wouldn't be happy if the video featured Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson coming down from heaven with the Game of Games on two stone tablets - because its Dnd, and that's "boring".

The other half wouldn't be happy if the video featured Sasha Grey and friends healing the sick and negotiating peace in the Middle East - because they're in porn and therefore fair game for snide comments that assuage sexual frustration.
Suppose I get a pilot episode of my newest show on the front page of The Escapist...
I see what your saying, but I think I can explain the flawed premise with maths.

the percentage of viewers who like porn is around 70% (℮)
the percentage of viewers who like Dungeon and Dragons 10% (℮)

Now I don't know about ya'll, if I had a bunch of pornstars in a room then I would not be playing Dungeon and Dragons with them. In reality, if I had a bunch of anybodies in a room then I would not be playing Dungeon and Dragons.

I am guessing the principle of the series is expressed thusly:
(.)(.) + nerds = $

Now if I was running the joint then I would get the lovely ladies, throw them in a room with Yahtzee and film what happens. Give them a task to do such as play guitar hero or something you know, fun? I think Yahtzee could handle it. Or perhaps get them to discuss the geopolitical situation or take a quiz. Something topical.

I dunno, I'm just rambling here. But get them talking about SOMETHING. How about a music review video? Isn't any of that on the site. Just argh, anything but nerd games. Seems so contrived, even though I'm sure that one of them was telling the truth when she said she had been playing for years. Having said all that I would watch a video of them discussing Star Trek. So I can sympathise with the .7 x .1 crossover group that really do enjoy the concept.
 

sln333

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I don't really understand where this came from. The people aren't that interesting either, and if people aren't interesting in a video like that, the video is boring. If somebody asked me if I wanted to watch pornstars and strippers playing D&D I'd say no.
 

Bakaferret

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Well...I'll keep watching to see if it improves...but so far it screams of a gimmick. Sort of in a "OMG PORN STARS PLAYING DND THEY'RE SO HAWT *drool*" kind of way. Which is probably going to be amusing for about...3 episodes. If they're lucky.
 

succundo

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wait... a D&D game were hot girls make up the group.... did the large heydron collider explode and suck me into opposite world?

still this is awsome. Take that people who say that D&D players are hopeless nerds who will die virgins :D
 

Panayjon

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I was hoping for some actual playing, like how Penny-Arcade had their D&D sessions recorded. Just, let the players play. Don't try and get them to talk to the camera, if anything discourage it. If you want to use the reality show method of interjecting afterward thoughts every few seconds that's fine.
 

Mr. Blik

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"cuz it's a DEMON, duh." i lol'd

but anyway. dont exactly know what im sposed to take from this.....kinda was like...whuh?
but yeah, kinda interesting. adult entertainers though? didnt see that coming
 

Bakaferret

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Darwins_Folly said:
Why are so many people hung up on the "porn star" aspect? I mean, its just a bunch of cool people playing dnd. If they weren't in the business, the concept would still be sound and half as many people would be flaming it.
...because that's the obvious gimmick. "A bunch of cool people playing dnd"? I'm curious...what exactly was cool about them? We got virtually no insight into what they're like...other than the fact that they're porn stars. And they play DND once a week. Seriously, watch the video again. Nothing interesting happened. And if you read the comments, the flames aren't about "OMG THEY'RE PORN STARS" but how boring it is. So yeah, if they weren't "in the business," I'm pretty sure this would still be flamed.

I mean, it's hard not to get "hung up" on the porn star aspect when one of the girls spends forever talking about different porns she's been in.
 

Bakaferret

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Markness said:
Maybe its because I don't play DnD, but this was not funny or entertaining in any way.
Nope, it's not just you. I play DnD and there was nothing amusing about this. Especially since it's 100 times more fun to PLAY DnD than to watch it. It's like watching someone complete a crossword puzzle...for them, it's intellectually stimulating and a challenge. For you, it's like watching paint dry...unless you're participating too.
 

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I found this really dull. No real personality showed through, there didn't seem to be any energy or chemistry, and Sasha Gray really didn't seem like she wanted to be there, but some of her friends roped her into it.
 

Lord Mutton Chops

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I gotta say, that video wasn't really entertaining...At all. When ever I have a dnd group or a friend chats about theirs its always some hilarious story. This was just kinda boring. Maybe if you film the actual campaign and not the dull side conversations. Lighting the bar on fire could have been interesting, but the ending was instead "lets listen to them bicker." Hope it improves.
 

Sprogus

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It's only the first episode so I'll give it a chance but so far I'm not liking it too much. I fail to see the point of it.
 

Panayjon

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Bakaferret said:
Markness said:
Maybe its because I don't play DnD, but this was not funny or entertaining in any way.
Nope, it's not just you. I play DnD and there was nothing amusing about this. Especially since it's 100 times more fun to PLAY DnD than to watch it. It's like watching someone complete a crossword puzzle...for them, it's intellectually stimulating and a challenge. For you, it's like watching paint dry...unless you're participating too.
I disagree actually. As someone who listened to the Penny-Arcade shenanigans (which had Wil Wheaton as a cameo for some reason) I find hearing/watching other campaigns to be quite fun. Especially if the players are witty or banter in an amusing manner. The only problem with this segment is that it didn't let us see them do anything other than talk about talking. It didn't let us get a chance to see their personalities at play. When they were talking about killing people and setting the bar on fire, my interest was piqued.

As is though, it is rather boring.
 

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Misterpinky said:
Was I supposed to laugh? Either way, not entertaining. At all.
Yeah I agree with you, I watched like the first minute and just thought "So it's a bunch of goth or punks (dont know what you'd call them) playing D&D.....how entertaining" All I got from it was it's just some guy filming a group that plays D&D.....only good one episode unless like in the next one they get sucked into the game and have to battle the evil dungeon master and his hordes of minions