I just fell and my juice went all over

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similar.squirrel

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Erm..I threw out a cork because I didn't see the corresponding bottle of fancy vinegar next to it. And I knocked over a big board of some sort in art class today.

What a mundane set of accidents..
 

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I tend to leave some things behind in class... Including calculators and books....

That's all I can think of... For now...

*Walks away*

*Trips, swears vigorously*
 

sms_117b

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Cycling up a hill I crashed into the back of a parked bright white Ford Transit during the middle of the day, had to ice my shoulder for a good hour after.

My on defense is it was around a corner and a big hill so I had my head down.
 

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Squid94 said:
Walked into a glass door. Go on. Laugh!
Hey we have all done it, at least you didn't go through it like me..

Probly... accidently deleted someones dissatation...
 

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Urm.. In chemistry the other day we were doing something with ethanol, distiling or something I honestly wasn't paying much attetion.
After the experiment I tipped the Ethanol down the sink whilst playing with a lit splint (strip of wood for lighting bunsen burners) it burnt down and singed my fingers so threw it into the sink. The whole thing caught fire!! And the smell was terrible as the fire went down into the pipes.
My chemistry teacher was not happy. Not happy at all.
I'm not allowed to go near any flammable liquids anymore in her class :(
 

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Spitfire175 said:
I have tripped on a piece of paper. It's more dangerous than you think.
I've done that too, I hit my arm on the counter next to me and I almost thought I broke it.
 

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I was walking up a really steep hill one day and tripped over a slim jim wrapper. I then rolled down the hill, got up and knocked down some kids ice cream.
One of those things is a lie.
 

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RabidWombat said:
So yeah i was walking and slipped and fell while my cranapple drink went all over.Just finished cleaning it up too. Whats the clumsiest thing you have done in awhile.
The title sounded so erotic...but the description is actually family friendly. What a wacky world we live in.
 

damselgaming

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Well not me personally, but my boyfriend has this thing, where he holds a drink, then just gets lazy and lets his glass tip.... 5 times it has gone all over me. Bad times.
 

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geldonyetich said:
This is one of those "please hijack me" threads, isn't it?
Yes, it is. Has anyone seen Muhammad? He's the specialist when it comes to these things...

I trip on steps a lot, going up.
 

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I once tried vaulting over a railing and bashed my knee into it. About 5 minutes of family guy-esque "sssssss aaaaaaah, ssssssss aaaaaaah" followed.
 

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I was at the movie theater and focused all my attention on the House of the Dead arcade and ran into a pole. Got 3 stitches, hurt ego, and a mild concussion. In my defense that arcade did steal $20 of my friends money and its evil aura made me walk into a pole.
 

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This
IdealistCommi said:
I biked into a parked car. -snip-
And this
Squid94 said:
Walked into a glass door. Go on. Laugh!
Though I ran into it...


Jester Lord said:
I was walking up a really steep hill one day and tripped over a slim jim wrapper. I then rolled down the hill, got up and knocked down some kids ice cream.
One of those things is a lie.
You didn't get up. You were carrying wireless laptop and you at the bottom of the hill right now.
 
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Walking down a pier, talking to friend who was walking by my side, walked straight into a telephone pole. Hilariousness ensued.

Aside from that, many times on MSN typing things to wrong people or embarassing typos, one case in my mind sticks out. I'd been chasing this girl for a while (not literally of course) even though she had a boyfriend, she told me that she was going to dump him. So I clicked onto (what I thought was) my other friends window and said something along these lines:
"FUCK YEAH! OMG I SOOOO HAVE TO ASK HER OUT THIS IS AWESOME!". Turned out the click didn't work. She wasn't so eager to go out with me after that particular incident.
 

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TheZapper said:
Setting myself on fire is probably the worst I've done.
I can't close my jaw, how did you do that, or was it not properly on fire?