I just fell and my juice went all over
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I once forgot HOW to open a door.Cargando said:
We were walking along, chatting mindlessly, having a good time. I get to the door, I grab the handle, and my mind draws a blank. I stare at the door for thirty seconds with confused panic, before remembering to open it
Was doing some forge work in the DT lab and was heating a bar of metal. I had gloves and an apron on and was using tongs to shift the metal about. Whilst waiting for the metal to heat i brought the tongs, which were still hot, down to my side. Melted my trouser leg..
I later dropped the metal, still hot, on the lino floor..melted that too. In an attempt to prevent the metal melting a hole in the floor i kicked it around with my shoes....and melted parts of them. It was a good day!
I later dropped the metal, still hot, on the lino floor..melted that too. In an attempt to prevent the metal melting a hole in the floor i kicked it around with my shoes....and melted parts of them. It was a good day!
One time in Glasgow, left the bus station, crossed the road to a large building with a revolving door, in my urgence I attempted to get into one of the "compartments" of the revolving door just as it was about to close up, I managed to get half of myself in, the other half was left writhing on the outside of the door. Bit of a scene.
Oh, oh my god, I thought you ment something totally different when you said the "juice spilled", oh my god, i was, totally thinking about something else
Once when biking I decided to go from a road to dirt. The instant my bike touched the dirt it spun out of control and I fell forward. The clumsiness is largely because of the bike, though.
I ran into a little jut of wall that sticks out for no apparent reason when I was deep in conversation with this cute girl. Was looking at her, letting my feet walk, then WHAM!!! Of course it was right as I turned, too, so I went face first into a wall. She's of course laughing her ass off, as is the random guy walking past who happens to see me do it.
Were you walking sideways?Cargando said: