I just fell and my juice went all over

[Hexenwolf]

I walked into a door edgewise and my arms flew forward cartoon-style.

...

It was dark!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I ran into a box fan at 2 AM when I got up to go to the bathroom.

It was dark and it hurt like a ***** ok?

 

[Kachi6391]

Phone Rings *Ring ring*... I sprint into my other room to try and catch the phone before it cuts off. As i reach the door, i slip on the tile with my socks. There is just enough of a gap between the door and the floor that my big toe slips under, but catches my toe nail on the door. Rips half of it off.

*Twitch*

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I went to drop a pound coin into a beggars polystyrene cup and it slipped out of my hand and it hit him in the eye, then I laughed...making it worse. I'll tell you what I told him...my intentions were good.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

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Were you the kid i knocked down?

Nah. I just thought it'd be funny to type that. I'm easily amused like that.
Were you carrying a laptop, by chance. Heh.

I am also easily amused and yes, yes I was.