I just had a Dream in the Shower (explicit)

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Jack and Calumon

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Julianking93 said:
I love late night threads on the Escapist......
Early morning for me here... Just had my breakfast. Man I though he was going to talk about swear words.

OT: I don't have any thoughts. I have not ever considered doing that in a shower. Sure I might have done that but not in a shower. Then again, I guess it's easier to wash your hands...

Man I have got to stop thinking for a while.

Calumon: Jack! There's a cat out the window! Can I keep him? Can I?
 

Mr S

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I've had a similar experience under the shower but instead of coming early I didn't come at all and got frustrated.
 

Kanlic

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johnsom said:
Damn it, I knew there was a reason they told us to wear sandles in the shower.
jaing1138 said:
WT FUCK this is the most bizarre thread i've ever seen and unfortunately now i've read it i can't unread it short of a memory purge.
I am genuinely sorry to the both of you, but hell, I am just a confused college freshman.

Sjakie said:
HAHAHA
I know those days and those showers too.
I recommend running till you drop to your knees from pure exhaustion. You'll forget about your little self-comforting...till you hit the shower that is, but by then your either to tired to get distracted or care at all.
Funny you should mention that, I am on my college's rowing crew. My Afternoon workout session had me row non-stop for a 45 minute period with a short break every fifteen minutes. My coach also made us do bleachers, which is running up and down the fifteen separate staircases on the bleachers... twice. As you can imagine, that made me very tired, but I still had the energy to muster up that oddity in my life. Maybe its because I am in my prime that that was able to happen.

PayJ567 said:
Haha, for the first thread of my morning it is certainly a fresh one. Well played op.
Thank you sir, glad I could kinda kick your day off right.
 

Kanlic

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Mr S said:
I've had a similar experience under the shower but instead of coming early I didn't come at all and got frustrated.
I think it has something to do with the water almost chaffing you. Avoid the shower if you can, but I had to make do.

johnsom said:
Kanlic said:
Well if I had just listened to administration.
Just remember, herpes knows no bounds
 

Yoshemo

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You just have a weird imagination~ or maybe you fell asleep standing in the shower (its happened to me) and had a wet dream (has not happened to me)
 

Kanlic

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Yoshemo said:
You just have a weird imagination~ or maybe you fell asleep standing in the shower (its happened to me) and had a wet dream (has not happened to me)
Trust me, I was definitely awake for this one
 

BlindMessiah94

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I thought I was obsessed with SC2...hmmm I haven't thrown masturbating to it into the mix yet, you sir are one up on me!


OT: WTF mate
 

akapellah21

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It's hard to have sex in the shower, so I can imagine it being even harder to wank there too... probably not

I've seen topics much much worse than this. This is the type of subject that I talk about on a daily basis at work (go figure)