I just heard the worst song I have ever heard...ever

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Magnesium360

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GAH!
Why would you subject us to that?! I agree that is the worst song ever, it even manages the hitherto thought impossible task of being worse than a Beiber song. Thanks Kenbo, I need to wash out my ears.
 

Mr.Amakir

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BonsaiK said:
this isnt my name said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
Her voice is a bit annoying, but I still prefer it over this:

:eek:
Dude we dont even joke about this stuff....

Speachless.
*goes back tolistening to enter sandman*
Gosh, I seem to have entered a parallel universe where people actually like the boring, simplistic, dumbed-down 1990s Metallica. Of course, you're all welcome to your opinion but I'll have to start looking for the portal back to my own world soon.
Enter Sandman might not be a particularly good song but it is way better than that song about Friday.
 

BonsaiK

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Mr.Amakir said:
BonsaiK said:
this isnt my name said:
BonsaiK said:
Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
Her voice is a bit annoying, but I still prefer it over this:

:eek:
Dude we dont even joke about this stuff....

Speachless.
*goes back tolistening to enter sandman*
Gosh, I seem to have entered a parallel universe where people actually like the boring, simplistic, dumbed-down 1990s Metallica. Of course, you're all welcome to your opinion but I'll have to start looking for the portal back to my own world soon.
Enter Sandman might not be a particularly good song but it is way better than that song about Friday.
Not to me it isn't. That Friday song may not be the best song in the world but its influence didn't water down an entire genre of music.
 

LHZA

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Thank you OP

This song is the most spectacular piece of shit I have ever come across. It made me laugh at work, which I sorely needed. Funny how something so utterly bad could do that. My God! WOW! Just wow.
 

Flauros

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Kenbo Slice said:

This song is god awful. Please share your opinions on it.
GUYS. i found a correlation.


Ever notice that ALL the REALLY HORRIBLE songs involve "waking up"

They all start by waking up. What does it MEAN?

Evidence




(the above video)


 

darkstarangel

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Dude that was harder to sit through than the two girls one cup video. The only difference being is that this had one girl & the shit was coming OUT of her mouth.

Seriously, are record companies getting that desperate they have to scout for talent at sweet 16 partyies with teeny boppers murdering sing star?
 

zen5887

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I was talking about this song on Facebook a few hours ago.

What I think happened, this girls folks paid a production company (Ark music factory) to help make their little girl a star, they made a wrote her a shitty song and put it online.

That's when the Internet caught wind of it and (rightfully) made fun of it. I wager most of those 1million+ views are people going "dude! Check out this song, its sooo horrible!"

Thankfully, it isn't a matter of a major label throwing money at someone with no talent (although, one could argue that happens a lot less then people think, it's more a matter of a small production company making a shitty song and becoming the butt of all jokes.

Its kind of like the Star Wars kid of music videos.

I actually feel kinda bad for the girl, she's young so she might of had a future in front of her.. But now this shitty song (that she had no part of writing.. I'm pretty sure at least) will haunt her forever.
 

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anc[is]Lyrics blow chunks, video sucks, random black guy is random. And even though it all sucks, the video is at least good quality.

Also I see your FRYDAY and raise you one Wing

HERETICS!

Who dare soil AC/DC! WHO DARE!

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That has to be the worst thing ever.
 

Perfice

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havass said:
This is old news, frankly. But still, "Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes after"?

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.
WTF? You guys forgot about really bad music or what?
Not one Justin Bieber comment, who is the worst hit singer nowadays?
Shit, and you still got 'i don't have no motor boat, but I can float your boat.'
And 'today is saturday and sunday comes after' is one hundred times better than 'this year I'm 16... next year I'll be... next year I'll be... yeah, yeah...'
Then you have any almost any Weird Al song, and you guys are just focusing on hit songs. You guys need to get in on that Indie shit to know really terrible music.
 

Artina89

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Kenbo Slice said:
havass said:
This is old news, frankly. But still, "Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes after"?

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.
I love when she ponders what seat to sit in even though there's only one open seat in the back of the car!
Yeah, I wondered about that as well, it seems a stupid thing to sing about. Ah what am I saying? the whole song was horrible.
 

Perfice

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Bonsaik must be some really weird universe of the majority of the people there don't like Metallica. I'm not a huge fan but this is the first I've ever heard of someone actually thinking of Metallica as a sucky band, lol.
 

Togs

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This song is either a very funny and self aware parody, or laughably awful

 

Jimbo1212

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Ah yes, the new trend of making a song and the person talks with a bit of a beat so it is not rap nor singing, and lets not forget, its auto tuned to hell.
 

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right. that's it. the music in this thread isn't NEARLY horrible enough. time to drop the standards here.