I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you keep trying to surpass it!

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're always hitting on Nurse Joy!

Why...?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because Nurse Joy heals my battle wounds!

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're always with her and you're never at home to see the Vulpixes!

Why...?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you always catch Vulpixes!!!

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you tried to kill my Vulpixes!

Why~?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you mistook grooming for stabbing!

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're always calling out pokemon names instead of mine!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you always fly so far away... The old "girl in every port" thing, is it? NOT ANYMORE!

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you put coffee in my soup!

WHY?! O.0

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you turned bright red all of a sudden!

Porque?!

 

[Letitha]

je ne parle pas francais.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You named a Snorlax after me. That hurt.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

You're fat, ugly, and I don't want to do it on a bridge! Stop asking!

For what reason, madame, did you choose to leave such a fine specimen as myself?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Clearly because you refuse to do it in erotic locations.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because there is nothing about pokemon that appeals to me no matter how much of it you try to expose me to.

Why did you leave me on the Ishimura?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you said you'd fix everything.

Why did it become like this.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

You laughed at my Nuzlocke run.

Why did you do this?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you said you'd fix everything.

OT: Your hair is too crazy.

Why?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Because its soooo fun!

Why!!!