I left you because......

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You wouldn't let me worry about _______________

Why?

 

[Scde2]

You badly need a shower.

But y?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

You kept asking for directions.

Did I miss something?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You miss everything!

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because the BLAHBLAHBLAH is after you.

Y U GO!?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You never make sense.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are highly demon possessed.

Why did you send me to the Eye of Terror?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I thought it was a spa...
I guess I should've read that brochure more carefully.

Why are you hitting me?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're an easy target for my shenanigans.

Why you gotta be like that?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you wouldn't take off that damn mask!

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were always bothering the electric types!

Why~?

 

[Scde2]

Because I want better Russian wife!

Y U NO STAY!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because one of your poorly made emo-puppet strings broke!

...Why are you taking the kids and going to your mothers?

 

[Scde2]

BECAUSE YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH PF!

Why did you leave the poor emo trap?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're lame.
Edit: Because you ninja'd me.

Why did you suddenly become premium?!
[sup]CONGRATULATIONS! *hug?!*[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because other people are kind!
[sub]*Hugs* :3 Thanks![/sub]

Why did you go and break my heart?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you just noticed he went premium.

[sub]He's had an title for quite awhile now...[/sub]

For being a constant ninja and proving me wrong!

[sub]Congrats... This doesn't change anything though, we're through.[/sub]

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For never changing your mind about us! *Cries*

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you love that goat more than you love me!

Why?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're always late with the deliveries!

Why, man, why?!