I left you because......

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you expect too much!

WHY??!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't like long distance relationships.

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because I'm tired of needing to dress up as Nurse Joy to make you happy!

Why~?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're always dressing up for other people!

...why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you always wear the same outfit!

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because that much red isn't good for my system.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you only spend 20 minutes on your face!

why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you spent our rent money on pizza!

Why?~

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Because you would do anything for love, but you won't do that.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're a tiny dog, and I'm a man!

..why..?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Because you don't even know what species I am!

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

For making me get confused between chiwawas and chinchillas.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm tired of needing to dress up as Nurse Joy to make you happy!

You could always dress up like Officer Jenny...

OT: Because you live in a galaxy far, far away.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I'm not into poke-sex.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because Salarians smell funny.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because your new avatar isn't as good.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

BECAUSE I AM LOOKING FOR A BETTER AVY

why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because.

Why girl? Why girl? Whyyyy????

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I never really was on your side.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

'Cuz you a jank-ass mofo who ain' got no respe't biotch.

Why on Earth?