I left you because......

[Sassafrass]

Because you're a G-A-B-P-I-T-A-W-M-M-W-2-D. M'kay?

Why for the love of God?! *Bursts into tears*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Look. You cannot have scotch on your Cheerios.

Please tell me! Why?!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're always comparring me to your sock puppet!

Why..?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You aren't awesome! You're amazing! The filthy, filthy lies!

Please...?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You aren't a Veteran! You're green as grass!!

How did this end?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I get the vibe you aren't a real nun!

What did I do wrong?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You stapled my ears to the bed. I was going to do that!

Why does it have to end this way?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because it was an awkward relationship to begin with.

Why?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Because you could never get over my gigantic ears.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you heard everything. Its impossible to have affairs with those ears around!

Why?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because you can't be pleased. Big ears, no ears... what makes you happy?!

Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii?

@VaudevillianVeteran: For old times' sake - because you kept swinging that chainsaw everywhere!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you may just be someone else.

Why?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because you never knew or believed in *me*

Y?

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

because of all the horrible things you did too me

explain yourself

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're too sensitive.

Why?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your post count emasculates me.

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because three is a crowd!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because your tricky nature is annoying.

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're not really from Udrogoth!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you doubt my origin story!

Why?