I left you because......

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're continuously looking for droids! Aren't I enough?!

I'm not shouting at you!

Why, baby?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because asking me to dress up in a nappy was taking it too far!

Why did you leave me?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you always take things the wrong way!

W.H.Y.?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're just too awesome.

Why M C A?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you'll never compare to Stephanie~~~ *Sighs* [http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/images/press-photos/lloyd_kaufman/lk_with_gun_up_dress.jpg]

Why is it that I walk in, you throw a suitcase at me and leave?

 

[Scde2]

Because I was coming right back...

Why aren't you here, cuddling with me?

 

[Eumersian]

Because that's nasty, now put some pants on.

Whywhywhy

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You were in close proximity to Scde a moment ago.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you think I have a disease.

Fuck off! Why did you leave me?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you live in the past!

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you fail!

Why?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you suck!

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you overcharge worse than I do.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you don't realize that I provide better service!

why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you're my best customer!

Why?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because of the Glomping

Because it never happened!

Say it ain't so?

 

[SckizoBoy]

You never let me cut your hair.

Y? Y-Y-Y?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because of your dirty little secrets.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because texting makes me nauseous.

Why??????