I left you because......

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you told me you were a Dalish elf!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you really are an Invisagoth!

Why?

 

[Gamegodtre]

because you keep blasting off!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you used a really old reason!

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you tried to force me to like pokemon.

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you aren't David Tennant.

Why? *Cries*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Because you didn't have the endurance or leather straps that I needed.

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you didn't bring the mustard!

Why did you break my heart in two?!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Because I could never love a man with hair that curly.

Why are you doing this to me?!

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you spend more time with that trout then you do me!

Why did ya leave me, Delilah?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Because you wouldn't let me cover you in marmalade.

Why won't you come back?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Because you've got my keys dumbass!

Why did you leave!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because I wanted to go home.

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you kept breaking into my bedroom and threw a snake at me!

Why did you leave me for that thing?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you keep giving me that look! You're doing it now!!

.....w-why??

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you kept trying to show me your space shuttle!

Why did you hurt my feelings so?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you kept glomping me.
It was really creepy...

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're not really Spider-Man!

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you weren't the droid I was looking for.

Why did you leave me?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you're not really Spider-Man!

Do you have any idea who this avatar is?

OT:
Because you kept shouting at me.

Why did you keep shouting at me?