I left you because......

[FastFoot92]

Cos you won't stop throwing poop around the house

Why have you left me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you brandished a gun at me!

Why did you go away?

 

[vodkainferno]

Because you did not respect the inferno

Why do you not look me into the eye.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you set me on fire, not to mention you got me banned from the zoo.

Why did you leave?

 

[vodkainferno]

I'm running low on vodka, and I must keep the flame alive

Why do you turn away in the bed?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because your offensive!

Why did you go?

 

[ShockValue]

Because of that incident with the tiger.

Why did you leave?

 

[vodkainferno]

It feels like you no longer love me

Why don't you love me?

 

[ShockValue]

You kept hitting me with your gun.

Why did you leave?

 

[LewsTherin]

Because I am suffering from chronic amnesia and won't remember any of this.

why did you leave me?

 

[vodkainferno]

Why not?

Why do you always say yummy when you bite me?

 

[CounterAttack]

Because you taste like chocolate wherever I taste you. And I left you because you taste like dark chocolate. >=(

Why are you going? Don't leave me like this!