I left you because......

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Calm down, I'm just going out to get groceries...

Why? Just... Why?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

You named the kid Jeremy. I HAD to leave you.

Why did you shoot the broken-legged horse that is our marriage?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I thought our evil scariness was perfect for each other so I want you back!
Why you sick basterd!?

 

[NeoAC]

I'm Batman.

Why did you use the Bat-repellant on me?

 

[Smagmuck_]

I left you becuase. Well, I'm a vampire.
BLARGH!
*leaps at above avatar*

 

[LeonLethality]

Those teenage girls following you around screaming I felt abandoned T.T

Why did you leave me crushing my hopes for the future?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOu kept throwing your swords at me and i nor my hats couldn't handle it anymore.


Why must you tear out my emotions

 

[Neonbob]

You always wore that damned hat, even while we were in church! I couldn't take the embarrassment anymore!

Why did you leave me cold and alone?

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I agreeded with your political agenda no longer.

Why has thou forsaken me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept promising but never gave me a delicious cake.


Ye have left me....why is that

 

[SomeBritishDude]

You bought that whole cake thing. Moron.

My first sight in the morning is no longer your face. What happened to us?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You lied about your nationality that wont be had in this empire.


You have dissappeared from me why did you go

 

[Neonbob]

You were always looking down your nose at me, as if I was inferior. Me, the one who provides everything to you and always took care of you when you were sick!

Why did you abandon me to the torment of single life?

 

[SomeBritishDude]

You just wouldn't stop laughing. At first I though it was cute, now it scares me.

All you left was a note saying "Baby, this will never work out". Where did you go?

 

[Neonbob]

You are on fire. Did you not notice that?
Hey, you're the one set the home defenses against me!

Why have you left me without a car?

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I wanted to sell it for spare parts. And for your information, fire is the new black.

My key no longer fits the lock. What happened?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Why did you shoot me?

I left you becuase I have other girls to bite and do.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I couldn't stand your smiling mug any longer.

Why do I find you with a male gigolo?