I left you because......

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SeanTheSheep

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Jun 23, 2009
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Because the gong 'n thong apporach just wasn't my thing.
Why does the last bit of my footlong sub go unneaten now?
 

SnootyEnglishman

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May 26, 2009
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I discovered poisons in my portions..you tried killing me again


Now my empire shall have only one ruler..why couldn't you have stayed so it would have two?
 

FieryButterfly

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Dec 12, 2009
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Because your empire looses all of its battles against the giant spiders.

Why have you left the miget and me alone here?
 

SnootyEnglishman

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May 26, 2009
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That midget kept getting in between us


I have been left alone to wallow in despair wondering why you arent standing there
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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You gave me cancer, you fuck!

Why did you leave an empty spot in my bed?
 

GodofDisaster

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Sep 10, 2009
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You blew all our savings on magic beans.

I had comfort in knowing you were there for me. But now you are gone, why?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Because you loved your walking machine more than you ever loved me!

Why did you send me a lawyer and leave?
 
Apr 28, 2008
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Because all you did was polish your monicle.
Maybe I would like to be polished once in a while...

Why did you break my heart?
 

biscuit86

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Nov 19, 2009
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because you stole the cookie from the cookie jar

iceman, why have you left me to fly solo through the skies of life?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Because you refused to remove that damn armor in bed. Clankiness is a horrible thing.

Why did you kick me out of the house?