I left you because......

[biscuit86]

it seemed like a good idea at the time

whyfore have you left me?

 

[Cherry Cola]

You smell of elderberries!

You know I'm going to cut off your penis after leaving me like this, right?

 

[biscuit86]

I like my penis being attached to me

is it too late?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Yes, it was since you slept with my transvestite brother.
Why did you give me a seizure and run?

 

[Irridium]

You tried to crawl up my ass.

Why must I eat my meals in the bathtub alone?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because I have my own bathtub filled with naked ladies!

Why didn't you let me break up with you?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You stabbed me with a knife before I could stab you.

Why did you steal my neighbors stuffed penguin and run away?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You always used too many punctuations marks in your writings


Why did you have to go away

 

[Irridium]

I found someone else's clothes on your couch!

Why, why didn't I break your legs to stop you from leaving!?

 

[FieryButterfly]

because i jumped out of the bedroom window while you were sleeping.

Why didn't I drug you before you left me here with my evil twin?

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]That seems a little irrelevant. Because you forgot?[/sup]
I left you because you have an evil twin, and it was just weird living with both of you.

Why did you leave me?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because your hair is too pointy.

Why you jerk!!!!!!!!!!!?????????? :""""""""""""""""""""""'(

 

[Azraellod]

You mistook my cat for a baby, and after you stomped on it, I couldn't bear to see you anymore.

What was it that made you walk out on me?

 

[Vrex360]

I couldn't bare to look at that hair.

Why.... why... why did you break my heart????

 

[Cherry Cola]

I didn't break your heart.

Aliens don't have hearts. You're soulless.

Also, I'm running away with Master Chief.

Why the hell would you announce that you where breaking up with me at the same time as I explained why I had to leave you? That's childish of you. [sub]This question is based on a true story[/sub]

 

[biscuit86]

I hate disco lights

why did you cut my brake lines?

 

[Vrex360]

I'm still not over what Hubilub said if you want the real truth.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Jedamethis]

You kept getting songs stuck in the middle with you....and I'm wondering what Damnit!

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!