I left you because......

[Irridium]

I'm sorry, but all you do is dance on the stairs, and never in the bed anymore.

Why are you running out the door?

 

[Vrex360]

Just turn around now, you're not welcome anymore.
[sub]Because of your posing habits!![/sub]

Why did you leave my side?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because Irridium's back was free, if you catch my drift.

Why wont you have sex with me anymore!?

 

[Disaster Button]

Because you never look at me during.

You left? But then who did I.. Oh god.

 

[Vrex360]

Yeah you slept with me, and my commanders were not amused to find me in bed with a naked human.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because I can, biatch

You're leaving me? Will I keep the peace lily

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You often spoke a slang i didn't understand....and i speak ENGLISH english


You tore out my heart and left me WHY?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because you are snooty... and english...

You bastard, I'll kill you for this!

 

[Irridium]

You thought it would be funny to put snakes in the bed.
You were wrong!

And you'll never be able to catch me while dancing!

Why, WHY?!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Do you realize how many injuries I've sustained from that monstrous mustache of yours?

Why did you leave me for that...other thing?

 

[Irridium]

All you did was curl into that ball and not spend time with me!

Why does my epic 'stache weep?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you frighten me.

Why why why why why...?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you made me say your whole name EVERY time I saw you!

Why did you kick me out of the house?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you drew demonic symbols with crayons all over my walls!!

Why did you take my drugs and run?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you admitted you were addicted to them, and you had a large knife. I didn't want to stick around.

Why did you stand me up?

 

[Irridium]

Because whenever I have a problem you just shove that badge in my face.

Why did you take my car?

 

[x0ny]

It was a Zonda honey...

Why did you leave me?

 

[biscuit86]

I like my commodore better

well?

 

[Nemorov]

I found your gangrenous toenail clippings on the floor. And on the toilet seat. And on my bed.

Why you gone?