I left you because......

[SnootyEnglishman]

You pushed the button too early and i'm too evil to die yet.

Why didst thou insult my intelligence and cunning

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you think your smart but you're just ususing old english.
Why?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I hated you metaphors

why did you leave right after tieing me up?
[sup]I paid for a full hour thank you very much[/sup]

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It took the full hour to attach you to that chair plus i got bored.


Why did ye rip my heart out

 

[Knife-28]

You were not snooty enought for me.

Why did you go?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I asked you to build good robot and all they did was spin around in circles.


Why didst thou leaveth me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because I hated getting out my Websters Old English dictionary

Why did you go?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because your smoking irritated my asthma..

please tell me why you left.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I left you because the mothership was calling.

WHY'D YA LEAVE MAH!!??!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept dumping freezing cold water on me.

Why WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You drove a car through the front door!

Why did you leave?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You sold all my precious collectibles

Why must you go on without me

 

[Sleekgiant]

Your father told me I could do much better, I listened

Why did you dump me*cries*

 

[CounterAttack]

You claim that you're too sexy for your shirt. I find that hard to believe when you walk around the apartment topless.

No! Please don't go... At least give me a reason.

 

[Sleekgiant]

You won't let me keep my dog, you jerk

Please I can change, why are you leaving me

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Because i'm evil and i damn well can.


Why didnt' you love me and look at me during?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Because I, a Xenomorph who can't even judge, find you ugly.

*HISS, HISSSSS, HISSSSSS, Whyyyy?*