I left you because......

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AwesomeExpress

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Feb 4, 2010
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Well if that's the case, then I'll say that that dress really does make you look fat!

Why'd I make you go?
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Because you're so wrapped up in LAYERS onion-boy that you're afraid of your own feelings!!!!!

Why did you cheat on me with YOUR mother?
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Because I'm not gay. I've been telling you that for the past year and a half that you've been stalking me!

Why did you leave me?
 

Scde2

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Mar 25, 2010
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Because you never asked me why I left you...

Why did you reject my love for you!?
 

Sacman

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May 15, 2008
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Because you don't have a vagina...

Why don't you look at me while we're having sex anymore?

Why aren't we together anymore?
 

Nouw

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Mar 18, 2009
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Because I don't date fictional characters!

Why did you leave me? Is it because I'm a clown? And a 90 year old war veteran?
 

Scde2

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Mar 25, 2010
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Definitely the clown part.

Why can't you just close your eyes and pretend I am a girl!?
 

Sacman

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May 15, 2008
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I didn't go... I was arrested... and you know why...<.<

Why did you leave Lain?