I left you because......

[Sacman]

For talking to Shock lately...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because Shock gets mad at me for not being social anyway.

 

[Sacman]

Because I wish shock showed emotion at me...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Because all your Shock are belong to me.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Because you're monopolizing Shock.

 

[Kae]

Because you made me trim my sideburns.

 

[The Night Angel]

Because you got rid of your sideburns.... honestly, I don't think I could ever look at you again

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep fighting weirdos.

 

[Roxas1359]

You don't like my Afro!
It's my thing.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're like a...skeleton.

 

[The Night Angel]

Because you only date invertebrates anyway...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because you won't show me what you're hiding beneath your eyepatch.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because of things!

 

[Euryalus]

Because you re very very young... How did we end up together?!?!?!?!?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because you made me be the flag bearer!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because I had to go on a quest to earn that love!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're crushing a fish bowl!

 

[Kae]

Because you're not.

 

[thesilentman]

Because you're too feminine. >.>

 

[Kae]

Because he only likes the manliest of men.