I left you because......

Ruedyn · May 12, 2013

Because the intense never ending white makes my eyes boil and drip out, ruining my nice shirt.

Nouw · May 12, 2013

Because TMI!

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 12, 2013

Because you expressed a desire to hit me for no reason.
[sup]Honestly, that's one anime trope that's begun to get on my nerves.[/sup]

Nouw · May 12, 2013

Because you took things too fast.
[sub]Same here, but I'll enjoy it while my enjoyment lasts. It's still funny 5/6 times.[/sub]

Headsprouter · May 12, 2013

Because you're too big for your boots.

Goofguy · May 12, 2013

Because you never stop Dutch ovening me

Doc Gnosis · May 13, 2013

I left you because you insisted on using my bathtub for your whiskey brewing. At least let me in on it!

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 13, 2013

For setting my house on fire.

staika · May 13, 2013

For having such a nice house to burn down

Sacman · May 13, 2013

For having a house that isn't fire proof...

Teoes · May 13, 2013

I left you because despite your affirmations, you can't dig it.

ShockValue · May 13, 2013

Because you stole all your tea.

Sacman · May 13, 2013

Because you can;t steal something that already belongs to you...

ShockValue · May 13, 2013

Because you're always on fire.

Sacman · May 13, 2013

Because you always set me on fire...<.<

ShockValue · May 13, 2013

Because you deserve it obviously.

Sacman · May 13, 2013

For being judge jury and executioner...<.<

Doc Gnosis · May 13, 2013

I left you because you wanted me to live in Stepford... What is even the hell!?

Porygon-2000 · May 13, 2013

For having such a frigid heart.

Ruedyn · May 14, 2013

Because Jesse and James drew Neo, then drank with Kirby.