I left you because......

[Nouw]

Because you kept spilling my coffee.

 

[Sacman]

Because you're too young to have coffee...<.<

 

[Nouw]

Because you keep pretending that I'm 9 years old.

 

[kailus13]

Because you are 9 years old.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because you don't know who the Kemp brothers are.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because the only blue cat I could ever love is Doraemon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

because you never loved me.

 

[Neuromancer]

Spoiler

Because, Troublesome Lagomorph, the truth is

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the queen has asked me to lead a seven match cricket tour of the far north of Scotland. I expect to be ambushed by the Celts at some stage so I must leave with a heavy heart.

Though we have a strong batting line up and our fast bowling is second to none I fear I shall not return so Tizzy my Irish clover I must say.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

 

[Sacman]

Because he's dead! and that makes it hard if not illegal to stay with them...<.<

 

[kailus13]

Because I couldn't take the constant staring.

 

[Sacman]

Rr being clinically insane... and trying to stab me...

 

[kailus13]

Becuase you had me committed.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because you weren't committed to ME.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you were committed to Mass Effect!

 

[Headsprouter]

Because you should know I never played ME past the first one, which I found rather dull!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I don't blame you!
[sup]Post Jade Empire Bioware (not counting Dragon Age: Origins) is just... meh to me.[/sup]

 

[staika]

Because you're always here!