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There aren't things I look for so much as there is the "perfect" combination. And since that "perfection" combination can never exist, and even if she did she would be eons out of my league, I can safely say I don't "look" for anything in women.
 

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BudZer said:
Because while we all pretend to be British, smooth talking, tea-drinking, aristocrats we're all actually sweaty American teenagers who can't think of anything other than boobies.
Hurray to that one, i think no one could have said it better.
 

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Because the majority of this site's members don't get any, so have to put it up to their imagination.

I myself am going through a bit of a dry patch lately... nearly a year long. Pah, good job there will always be porn.
 

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Because women are smart and get things done and men are just lazy, unorganized slobs that need to be spoonfed instructions, and even then they mess it up in almost-funny ways.

At least, that's what sitcoms always taught me.
 

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Ignignoct said:
Because women are smart and get things done and men are just lazy, unorganized slobs that need to be spoonfed instructions, and even then they mess it up in almost-funny ways.

At least, that's what sitcoms always taught me.
Looking at "Bewitched" and "I Love Lucy," I wonder if that's cyclical.
 

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Inverse Skies said:
Guys like talking about girls? We're pretty shallow after all.
It's even worse when you look at the OP; this wasn't the topic at all.

However, I very much agree with Hey Joe's comments.

(wait, didn't I post a comment before?)
 

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Lord Krunk said:
It's even worse when you look at the OP; this wasn't the topic at all.

However, I very much agree with Hey Joe's comments.

(wait, didn't I post a comment before?)
Probably, I've done that before when old threads come up again you've managed to forget about... Imagine if you contradicted yourself and someone figured it out... that'd be embarassing!
 

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Sometimes I comment in threads like this one after reading the OP but having no real interest in the ensuing discussion (see also: any thread with a subject line reading your favorite <insert concept, person or item). It drives up my post count and it doesn't take much work to write a post like this.
 

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Inverse Skies said:
Lord Krunk said:
It's even worse when you look at the OP; this wasn't the topic at all.

However, I very much agree with Hey Joe's comments.

(wait, didn't I post a comment before?)
Probably, I've done that before when old threads come up again you've managed to forget about... Imagine if you contradicted yourself and someone figured it out... that'd be embarassing!
I have a feeling that did happen to me once.
 

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Girls are awesome.

Except for one tinnnny detail.

Why is it that they can never get along with each other? Seriously, two of my friends are currently in a *****-fest and the things they do to each other are horrible, and usually end up with both parties in tears.

Then they try to drag me into it, and since i'm just a 'dum ole guy I have no idea how to help because I have no idea why they are fighting in the first place, so I've decided just to keep them the hell away from each other.

Which works, for like a second, before they realize they can text. Rinse, repeat.


Oh and for the on topic thing we talk about girls because we like girls. People talk about things they like. Simple as that.
 

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NewClassic said:
I like girls who look fantastic in red dresses, with cameras for faces, and have afflictions for ninjas of a specific color. Honestly. Although, I might add on that I have a thing for long hair. Especially brown hair. Long, brown hair. Honestly, it's gorgeous.

Although, I'm not really sure about the whole "I like girls who..." posts. Frankly, it is a fairly easy and relatable topic discussion, and has a lot of room for conversation. Though, I'd argue away from you a bit and say it often can be sexist.

Though, there's a lot to say about couples who meet on the internet and do well together. Not many recorded [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/kitten-3.jpg] cases, but I'm sure it's happened before.
I like girls who write long winded reviews and dissect long winded reviews and who like women in red dresses with affection towards specifically colored Australian ninja's an-

aww fuck it, that got way too complicated way to fast.
 

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Larenxis said:
Okay, the real question I have here is: Why do male Escapists like talking about what they like in a girl? There are so many threads that turn into this, and I don't get it. I mean, you've got your "I like big boobs", then your "I like a girl who's attractive and likes me", then your "I'll take whatever I can get" and then your three paragraph long one about what colour hair she should have, and past experiences with girls of that hair colour. Is there some thrill in saying these things? I really don't get it. I've taken part in it maybe twice, and I'm not really sure why, but I know I don't feel inclined to say it again at every opportunity I come across.

I don't think the majority of them are sexist, so I want to make sure I'm not misinterpreted that way; I just think they're odd.
I don't ever really feel the need to share this info unless pressed in real life, and I'll practically never share it online. The reason being because, honestly, what are the odds of two people making the effort to get together? Sure, it happens, but at my age it's just not in the cards. Anyhow, short of acknowledging whether someone is attractive, (or hearing it back) it hardly ever gets further than that.
 

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Aries_Split said:
NewClassic said:
I like girls who look fantastic in red dresses, with cameras for faces, and have afflictions for ninjas of a specific color. Honestly. Although, I might add on that I have a thing for long hair. Especially brown hair. Long, brown hair. Honestly, it's gorgeous.

Although, I'm not really sure about the whole "I like girls who..." posts. Frankly, it is a fairly easy and relatable topic discussion, and has a lot of room for conversation. Though, I'd argue away from you a bit and say it often can be sexist.

Though, there's a lot to say about couples who meet on the internet and do well together. Not many recorded [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/kitten-3.jpg] cases, but I'm sure it's happened before.
I like girls who write long winded reviews and dissect long winded reviews and who like women in red dresses with affection towards specifically colored Australian ninja's an-

aww fuck it, that got way too complicated way to fast.
Nuke's a girl now?

Inverse Skies said:
Lord Krunk said:
I have a feeling that did happen to me once.
Oh! Burned! Lol
It happens.
 

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I like girls who like girls. I always trying to get what I can't have.

Anyway that aside I like girls who are not Nazis. (Godwins Law bitches)
 

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Lord Krunk said:
Aries_Split said:
NewClassic said:
I like girls who look fantastic in red dresses, with cameras for faces, and have afflictions for ninjas of a specific color. Honestly. Although, I might add on that I have a thing for long hair. Especially brown hair. Long, brown hair. Honestly, it's gorgeous.

Although, I'm not really sure about the whole "I like girls who..." posts. Frankly, it is a fairly easy and relatable topic discussion, and has a lot of room for conversation. Though, I'd argue away from you a bit and say it often can be sexist.

Though, there's a lot to say about couples who meet on the internet and do well together. Not many recorded [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/kitten-3.jpg] cases, but I'm sure it's happened before.
I like girls who write long winded reviews and dissect long winded reviews and who like women in red dresses with affection towards specifically colored Australian ninja's an-

aww fuck it, that got way too complicated way to fast.
Nuke's a girl now?

Inverse Skies said:
Lord Krunk said:
I have a feeling that did happen to me once.
Oh! Burned! Lol
It happens.
Nuke's what ever flavor you want him to be.