I need to lose weight.

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Convert your fat into muscles!

It's cheap, it's affordable, and it's absolutely, 100% guaranteed to work (if you have a lot of money).

 

[TeaBaggin]

Really? no one's said it? /sigh

LIPO-SUCTION!!!!

 

[countrysteaksauce]

find the great GENE SIMMONS

Richard Simmons is who you're thinking of, unless you know of some Kiss fitness tape.

OT: The earlier comments by Darkside360 and Labyrinth would have been my suggestions.

I'm suddenly imagining cardio with KISS with blood spewing out of Gene Simmons's mouth.

OT: Walk as much as possible, and by that I don't mean crawl. (I mean do a brisk walk that way you not only burn off more but you also keep the streets free of slow people) Before I came to the university, I barely ever had to walk anywhere. Here, I have no car or anything, so I have to walk everywhere and it's been working out very well. Keep in mind this has worked out even in the face of a typical college junk food diet.