I raise you.....

[Xpwn3ntial]

I see your Spuds MacKenzie and raise you an Apache helicopter.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

I see your Apache Helicopter and raise you an F-14 Tomcat

Spoiler: OOC@Xpwn

I see your Apache Helicopter and run like hell. XD

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I see your F-12 Tomcat raise you a Mellenium Falcon.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I see your Han Solo's Ship thing and raise you with that exact Falcon playing Ride of the valkyries.

 

[Red_Fog]

I see your millennium falcon and raise you a Darth Vader

 

[Colonel Mustard]

I see your Darth Vader and raise you a God-Emperor of Mankind

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I see your God-emporer of mankind and raise you Chuck Norris!
*****!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I see your Chuck Norris and raise you Bruce Lee.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I take that bruce lee and raise you a Ip Man.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I take your Ip Man and raise you an armed nuclear device.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I take your armed nuke and raise you a Peace Walker!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I take your Peace Walker and raise you a bottle full of sand.

 

[BoosterGold]

I see your Jar of sand and raise you a Jar of Dirt

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

...
I don't fully understand where that leaves us
I take your sand and raise your dirt!

EDIT: Aw, ninja,'d, but the thought's still there.
I see your dirt and raise you water

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your liquid and raise you a bullet wound.

 

[BoosterGold]

I see your bullet wound and raise you a Knife Wound.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your knife wound and raise you a salty bandaid.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your salty bandaid and raise you a rusted machete.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your rusty machete and raise you a double post.
[sup]Stupid lag...[/sup]

 

[Red_Fog]

I see your double post and raise you a the princess is in another castle.