I raise you.....

[BoosterGold]

I see your random death virus and raise you a giant HIV virus

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your giant HIV virus and raise you a nice boat.
[sup]I was going to say giant HIV virus but decided not to.[/sup]

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your nice boat and raise you a MAAAAAAAAKOTOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[BoosterGold]

I see your MAAAAAAAAKOTOOOOOOOOOO!!!, and raise you a fantastic submarine

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your fantastic submarine and raise you a Seagull made out of guns.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your seagull made of guns and raise you Dumblecop of the Darkmeal.

 

[Red_Fog]

I see your Seagull made out of guns and raise you a gun made out of seagulls.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see both your items and assess their combined worth a $0.

And raise you a pink slip.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your pink slip and raise you an expulsion notice.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your expulsion notice and raise you a clip of papers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your clip of papers and raise a staple.

 

[The Stonker]

I raise your clip of papers with scissors.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see both of your offers and hand out more pink slips

 

[ninja555]

I see your pink slips and raise you a dolphin.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your dolphin and raise you a tuna net.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I see your tuna net and raise you a catgirl net!

 

[BoosterGold]

I see your catgirl net and raise you a squirrel

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your squirrel (So that's what their calling it these days..) and raise you a dragon.

 

[Sporky111]

I see your dragon and I'mma let you finish, and I raise you Kanye West.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your rapper and raise you some Classic music.