I raise you.....

[TraitortoHeaven]

I see that bullet wound and raise you a concussion

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your concussion and raise you a seizure.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your seizure and raise you a monster truck rally.

 

[Red_Fog]

I see your monster truck rally and raise you a kid with a seizure in a monster truck rally.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your kid with a seizure in a monster truck rally and raise you multiple monster truck drivers having simultaneous seizures in a monster truck rally.

 

[Red_Fog]

I see your multiple monster truck drivers having simultaneous seizures in a monster truck rally, and raise you the Dukes of Hazard.

 

[Sporky111]

I see your Dukes of Hazzard and raise you one pair of Daisy Duke's shorts.

 

[Red_Fog]

I see your Daisy Duke's shorts and raise you one day of good ole Southern incest.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your one day of good ole Southern incest and raise you a cup of rat fur tea.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your cup of rat fur tea and dump it out.

And raise you a handcannon.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I see your Handcannon and raise you a Tortoise Rocket Launcher!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your Tortoise rocket launcher and raise you a bunker.

 

[BoosterGold]

I see your Bunker and raise you a Space Station

 

[ninja555]

I see your space station and raise you an alien invasion.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your space station and raise you a small army of flying ultralisks.

 

[BoosterGold]

I see your alien Invasion and raise you a giant panda

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your giant panda and raise you a giant amoeba.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your giant amoeba and raise a giant e. coli bacteria.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I see your giant E. coli bacteria and raise you a giant Ebola virus.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see your giant Ebola virus and raise you a random death virus.