"I summon you, potato salad!"

[Krafty_Krocodile]

Giant ice dragon that obeys my every command (and cant die c

 

[Funkysandwich]

I would summon this. Or a fleet of these. Sell some, make some cash and then go driving for a few years.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

You now have the ability to magically summon any one thing. You can summon it at any time and you can summon an infinite amount of it. What would you summon?
Note: Can't be money or gold.

Fenrir, the third son of Loki as a Familiar.
That would be hardcore.

Epic. See that's why you're my internet friend.

That's how i roll and you knew it.

I knew I made the right choice to share the fist-bump of friendship with you.

 

[Eye of Gruumsh]

But bees can be used to acquire free beer.

I think you're confusing beer with honey.

 

[Lavi]

Nuclear fusion. Byebye energy crises.

Either that, or a can of pepsi that never runs out.

 

[Mordreich]

But bees can be used to acquire free beer.

I think you're confusing beer with honey.

Have you ever walked into a liquor store and smashed a jar full of bees on the floor? the store clears out pretty quick after that, giving you free run of the loot.

 

[Eye of Gruumsh]

Have you ever walked into a liquor store and smashed a jar full of bees on the floor? the store clears out pretty quick after that, giving you free run of the loot.

Incidentially, I did try that once. In retrospect, it might have had a better chance of succeeding if I hadn't slathered myself with honey just moments prior.