"I summon you, potato salad!"

[TimeLord]

A Vortex Manipulator.

Cheap and nasty time travel.

Very bad for you.
I'm trying to give it up!

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

I would summon a Daedroth.

A proper one.

 

[ZacktheWolf]

Chairs. This stems from my harry potter plot hole i use to annoy my fangirl friends where you could technically summon infinite chairs of infinite money and to fill the universe with chairs. Mostly for the luls to be honest.

That's currently the most hilarious way I can think of fucking up the universe. Destruction by CHAIRS.

Hmm...
I would summon tacos. Because Taco Bell isn't open late ENOUGH and they don't have delivery. >=(

 

[imnot]

I SUMMON YOU, Half life 2:episode 3!
actually scrap that
I SUMMON YOU, automatic money dispencer!

 

[Vrex360]

I would summon the version of Mass Effect 3 with everything I want to happen happening on it, I would also summon Halo: Reach

 

[magma]

I would choose to summon wealth, it would vary by supply and demand which would be very useful in a waterless, airless, hell-fire and/or any other shit-tastic environment and due to it being a subjective term I could use to to effectively summon anything/summon nothing OVER anything, while achieving perfect immortality without the drawback of death being impossible if I wish it.

That or "win", the ability to summon win would be hilarious.

 

[Gerrawn]

A bigger fish.

 

[ciancon]

Scarlett Johansson.

And if that's not an option; something that allows me to fast forward time because i've got to work 11 hours today and it's a slow day.

 

[dragonslayer32]

I'd summon superpowers, then I could have any superpower I want!
OR
I'd summon infinate MS points. Technically not money.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'm summoning scamps. Those guys are really underrated.

Spoiler

I spent most of the game with the Everscamps, just so I could murder the little bastards when I was pissed off...

OT: Cats. I like cats.

 

[Billion Backs]

Golden monocles with gems instead of the glass.

You can wear 'em and look stylish, or you can reforge the bastards...

 

[CyNiC93]

an army of ninja cats

 

[razerdoh]

Death Note...

I AM GOD!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Pure awesome.
Why?
Because it's pure awesome!

 

[PoliceBox63]

Platinum. More valuable than gold so screw you guys I'm going home... TO MY MANSION!

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

I summon life and death. I summon nature. I summon the laws that bind this world.
I summon EPIC WIN :3

 

[Alon Shechter]

Oorah.
[link]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=26887190[/link]

 

[Mordreich]

Uhhh... Bees?