"I summon you, potato salad!"

[Kinguendo]

I would summon... EXPLOSIONS! It would be so cool! I could blow up buildings, people, fridges, people, meteors, people ON meteors and I could blow up in coming bullets if some tried to shoot me.

"Oh really? Thats a very interesting counter argument that I respect and will EXPLOSION! Yeah, I win." Just one example of blowing up people.

 

[Wildcard5]

Knives. Being able to summon an unlimited number of knives has many applications. You never have to worry about being unarmed and you would never have to worry about never having a clean/sharp knife for cooking, emergency surgery, or self defense. That, or dark green duct tape. The item of limitless potential and power.

 

[Nukarama]

I would summon a sniper rifle (specifically a PSG-1) with a full clip and a round in the chamber. ^_^ Fun is to be had.

 

[RatRace123]

Beautiful women

Some for myself and some to pimp out on the side.

I get lovin' and money, life is good.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Cthulu......
that is all

 

[DeathsHands]

Hmm... let's see... a iBUYPOWER Gamer Extreme 970SLC, a desk with that, and a nice 27" screen.

Wait, pretty sure that goes over the one summon limit.

Screw it, I want them.

 

[Commissar Sae]

Yog-Sothoth, for he is the key and the gate that shall bring about their return!

No but honestly I'd be happy to summon a horde of rats to do my bidding. A chittering mass of flesh and fangs that could pretty much cow any opposition by their sheer numbers.

(So I've been reading lovecraft and contemplating starting up a Skaven army...)

 

[skitzo van]

I summon you from the deepest depths of the underworld... come to me... Doughnut!

Fetch!
Time. More of it, so I can practice guitar more.

 

[flipsalty]

Antimatter:

I now supply infinity electricity for the entire world. Might as well be a license to print money, PLUS no more global warming, pollution, wars, etc. Utopia is created overnight.

Good job destroying everything, antimatter can't exist alongside matter, the two set each other off into gamma radiation.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

I summon thee Magic potion!

 

[Judgement101]

I summon everything.
Everything includes the aforementioned genies, money and gold.
And the not aforementioned sandvich and doughnut.

I would wish for the cat in this guy's avatar picture

 

[me.vicky]

Fire, that's be a cool ability. Make millions doing "magic" and then do whatever I want.

Dammit, ninja'd.

Well, since my first choice was taken, I'd love the ability to summon a pack of TimTams. Because they are the perfect cookie and I could give them as gifts and stuff.

"Happy Birthday! Poof! A pack of TimTams for you!"
"Ew, I hate the white chocolate ones."

 

[Lullabye]

I would summon... EXPLOSIONS! It would be so cool! I could blow up buildings, people, fridges, people, meteors, people ON meteors and I could blow up in coming bullets if some tried to shoot me.

"Oh really? Thats a very interesting counter argument that I respect and will EXPLOSION! Yeah, I win." Just one example of blowing up people.

Um.....so.....you'd be Roy Mustang then? Because no one summons 'splosions like Mustang does.

As for me, I'd summon different points in time within a limited area near me. the odd possibilities.

 

[tacomonkey 360]

I summon MONKEYS...with submachine guns.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I summon everything.

If you summon everything, you also summon nothing (as nothing is something, seeing as nothing is the lack of something. But because it's that it is something), and you'd end up with a paradox.

Congratulations.
You broke the universe.

Clearly it is only a paradox when viewed through the rather poorly thought out english language.

OT: I can now summon ... can i summon energy? I mean, I can give it to electrons and make electricity, give it to particles and make heat, give it to photons and make light, or give it to me and fly.

 

[kwagamon]

I'd summon me! I like me because I'm such a hilariously narcissistic bastard! That and I could probably raise an army of me or something. But then I'd need guns.

...Fuck.

 

[mip0]

~#\\ !\\ 5umm0n\\ y0u,\\ 4d313!n3!

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[RanD00M]

I would summon refined diamonds.Not the rough shit,the proper ones.Sell them,and then buy everything I ever wanted.Like Japan....I mean a plane ticket to Japan,not the entire country.

 

[JakBandit2208]

I'd summon Old Spice body wash

 

[Snotnarok]

I'm summoning scamps. Those guys are really underrated.

Spoiler

Summon creeper, he'd be the best alternative for selling used games to!