"I summon you, potato salad!"
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I summon the Infinity Gauntlet. If one of you doesn't get the reference I'm going to be so very disappointed in this website's user base.
You're a saint!! If you're talking about Red vs Blue.GamesB2 said:
I summon an immortal, invincible 100% loyal creature that feeds a special nurtrient into my body 24/7 through magical means. The nutrient would keep my body healthy, and give me incredibly long life, it would also be able to give these nutrients to anyone I wish it to. The creature is also extremely dangerous, and can shield me from any harm. Basically it makes me, and anyone I care for invincible.
Then there's the dick answer, I summon a creature that jams the summoning abilities of anyone in existance, this creature cannot be destroyed, and upon being summoned it removes any currently summoned creatures from our reality. It is also entirely independant from me upon being summoned, which means I cannot get rid of it, and even my death will not send it back, in short it is there for eternity (it is also immune to its own ability). It also dispenses diet pepsi... mwahahahaha!
Then there's the dick answer, I summon a creature that jams the summoning abilities of anyone in existance, this creature cannot be destroyed, and upon being summoned it removes any currently summoned creatures from our reality. It is also entirely independant from me upon being summoned, which means I cannot get rid of it, and even my death will not send it back, in short it is there for eternity (it is also immune to its own ability). It also dispenses diet pepsi... mwahahahaha!
Whelp first post...
I would summon Morgan Freeman. His soothing voice could defuse many situations that I would have. I get in trouble? Morgan Freeman would smooth talk his way out of it for me. Girlfriend and I are having a fight? Morgan Freeman would help us get through the silly or serious fights. Ah... Man, I wish I was related to him.
I would summon Morgan Freeman. His soothing voice could defuse many situations that I would have. I get in trouble? Morgan Freeman would smooth talk his way out of it for me. Girlfriend and I are having a fight? Morgan Freeman would help us get through the silly or serious fights. Ah... Man, I wish I was related to him.
Petrol, I can become rich and use the petrol whenever I want. Then buy 90% of things anyone has said
Nimbus said:
Not just on contact with oxygen - on contact with any matter at all. Air, water, dust, people... Antimatter will annihilate (technical term) it. Producing an utter crap-ton of energy in the process.Christemo said:
So I wish for an infinite amount of antimatter storage devices! Assuming we can wish for things that can't exist, anyway. That way I can control the world's energy supply with a little help from Nimbus!
Chairs. This stems from my harry potter plot hole i use to annoy my fangirl friends where you could technically summon infinite chairs of infinite money and to fill the universe with chairs. Mostly for the luls to be honest.Blindswordmaster said:
Seriously it would be demons. I could make out i was some sort of necromancer and rule the world with my legion. WE ARE MANY FOR WE ARE LEGION.