"I summon you, potato salad!"

[Nailz]

Witith my honey and making out wen the phone rigns. I anser it n the vioce is ?wut r u doing wit my daughter?? I tell my girl n she say ?my dad is ded?.

I summon her fathers ghost, it wasnt him...

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[aoi287]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!?!?

...who wasn't phone?

i'd summon epic guitar solos.

 

[Palademon]

...Mudkipz
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

 

[teisjm]

Anything easily turned into money.

Perhaps fully charged batteries or some other sort of power cells, infinite energy, infinite profit, way less pollution.

Or succubi

 

[Svenparty]

Salvador Dali I choose you!

....Perhaps a time machine of sorts

 

[Eye of Gruumsh]

Uhhh... Bees?

SO close!

'Beer' would have been the correct choice. Seriously, we're on page 6 and no one has said that?

 

[Soxafloppin]

Plantnum! Just kidding, FIRE!

 

[Darth_Dude]

So no, I didn't break the universe, I just broke the summoning thing by sticking it in an endless loop.

Yeah, but see, since summoning isn't something the universe agrees with, it generally works like you rip up a part of the Time/Space continuum into a universe where the thing you want is in that place.
If you do that endlessly, you'd rip a giant hole in the T/S continuum, resulting in the hole EATING THE UNIVERSE.

Both of you, shut up!

My head is hurting....

 

[Palademon]

I summon..... Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
You're all doooooomed!!!

/summons Blue Eyes Shining Dragon

 

[Trivun]

I'd summon an infinite-wish device. It allows me to have as many wishes as I want, without limits to what they are (better than a genie, as some have said, because genies are, by their very nature, limited, even if those are only the 'no undead, no love, and no more wishes' rules as used in Aladdin...).

 

[NLS]

Episode 3, I summon you!

 

[Nailz]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!?!?!?

...who wasn't phone?

i'd summon epic guitar solos.

Hur dad obvs.....
Thats why i summez his ded face

For my second summon: MOLTEN GLASS of any grade, composition etc. I would make some amazing things with all that glass.

 

[johnman]

The title puts me in mind of this

Terriable quality but the only version I could find.
OT: Perpetual Motion

 

[JediMB]

I'd summon healing potions. Heal any wound, cure any disease, shave five years off your age as long as you're 25 or older. Also a nutritious food substitute. And you can eat the bottle.

 

[minus_273c]

Summer Glau.

Multiple Summer Glau's.

Sigh.

I give myself a week before I die of exhaustion. Meh.

 

[Harley Q]

I summon a pen. You always need one and can never find it.

plus the pen is it mightier that the sword

 

[w-Jinksy]

i summon space marines.

i own the world in a day since they can not be killed by our weaponry because its just too weak to hurt them.

 

[Mordreich]

Uhhh... Bees?

SO close!

'Beer' would have been the correct choice. Seriously, we're on page 6 and no one has said that?

But bees can be used to acquire free beer.

 

[Akalistos]

You now have the ability to magically summon any one thing. You can summon it at any time and you can summon an infinite amount of it. What would you summon?
Note: Can't be money or gold.

Fenrir, the third son of Loki as a Familiar.
That would be hardcore.

Epic. See that's why you're my internet friend.

That's how i roll and you knew it.