"I summon you, potato salad!"

[Treeinthewoods]

Chuck Norris, but I'd only get to summon him once before I was kicked into the stratosphere.

Ok, seriously... lightning. My enemies would fear my wrath instead of being mildly annoyed by it.

 

[schmoke]

a recliner cause i want to have comfortable seating everywhere i go

 

[Blindswordmaster]

You now have the ability to magically summon any one thing. You can summon it at any time and you can summon an infinite amount of it. What would you summon?
Note: Can't be money or gold.

Fenrir, the third son of Loki as a Familiar.
That would be hardcore.

Epic. See that's why you're my internet friend.

 

[Taco of flames]

I would say fire, electricity, or robot minions that respond only to my commands. Or, even better, some kind of material that can be shaped or transformed into anything that the creator wills. Aw man, I'm out of gas! Not anymore! I need some clean clothes. No problem! I'm hungry. How do you like your steak? I hate that guy! You mean the guy that just got hit by a falling anvil?

 

[no oneder]

I summon you Ray Romano!

 

[warprincenataku]

Silver?

 

[Doinstuffman38]

You now have the ability to magically summon any one thing. You can summon it at any time and you can summon an infinite amount of it. What would you summon?
Note: Can't be money or gold.

The title of this thread= Best. Thing. Ever.

Considering my clan leader's gamertag is TP PotatoSalad, this made me laugh like I've haven't laughed in about 20 minutes. I'm gonna use that to get him to come online more often.

Getting back on topic: Zildjians. If I could summon a new Zildjian whenever I needed one... Oh, man, I'd be set for life.

 

[zehydra]

I'm summoning scamps. Those guys are really underrated.

Get those things away from me!! I'm counteracting your scamps with an army of cliffracers!

 

[Spiner909]

Swarm of hornets.

 

[xAnarchysAngelx]

Diamonds

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Probably AK74 rifles. They're pretty damn awesome.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I summon foood, any food made in any order.

That way...I can end world hunger.

Ever seen the movie Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs dude?

No, but I read the book.

Unlike the book, I can CONTROL what comes, no one would stop me.

Besides, the book is better then the movie.

 

[Denamic]

An irate hamster!
For... amusement purposes...

 

[SolracTheSin]

I would summon games! You could never have enough games! Is that acceptable or is it to broad?

 

[RelexCryo]

You now have the ability to magically summon any one thing. You can summon it at any time and you can summon an infinite amount of it. What would you summon?
Note: Can't be money or gold.

Videogame characters. I will summon Chocobos and some hot girls and ride into the sunset.

Or do multiple videogame characters count as multiple things?

 

[potatosalad9]

Has anyone summoned love or happiness? That seems like the best thing to summon. But I guess everyone is just happy with their toys and girls and... food.

 

[Robert632]

clones of my keyboard.

 

[Betancore]

Pens. I always need a pen. Or duct tape. Best thing is, I could also sell both. Although it wouldn't make me very much, but then again, summoning things hopefully won't take up too much energy.

 

[Paksenarrion]

MREs. I'd go all over the world, solving world hunger, one MRE at a time.

Okay, well, it's not really a solution. It's more of a stop-gap method. But at least there will be plenty of fertilizer for crops.

And MREs can be used as thrown weapons. Especially the individual packets inside, which have relatively sharp edges.

I miss MREs.