"I summon you, potato salad!"

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soren7550

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*cue this music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He695tveBng *

By the ever divine right bestowed upon me, under the vigilant guidance of the One Free Man and Perfect Dark, aid in me my time of need, I summon you forth...ICE COLD COCA COLA!
 

MagicMouse

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That-Guy said:
Can't be money or gold? Okay, how about...
DIAMONDS!
Hah,just kidding.
[sub][sub]That would be nice though.[/sub][/sub]

I'd like to be able to summon blueberry muffins.
I'd never have to leave my house to go and get them!
Pro-Tip: Muffins can me made....INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!!


OP: Mountain Dew...or Bullets
 

2fish

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Untraceable guns and ammo would be my logical response. But some part of me wants to summon minions (vampire/werewolf/shape shifters can?t decide).
 

ShoopDaToaster

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I will be able to summon Watermelons.
DOZENS OF THEM!
WATERMELONS RAINING FROM THE SKY!
Basically,It's making life like Gmod.
 

Argtee

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MagicMouse said:
That-Guy said:
Can't be money or gold? Okay, how about...
DIAMONDS!
Hah,just kidding.
[sub][sub]That would be nice though.[/sub][/sub]

I'd like to be able to summon blueberry muffins.
I'd never have to leave my house to go and get them!
Pro-Tip: Muffins can me made....INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!!!


OP: Mountain Dew...or Bullets
Yeah, but I'd have to go out and get the stuff to make them.
I don't have time for that!

Also: If I'm hungry, but I'm not at home, all I have to do is summon a muffin.
Problem Solved.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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TheNamlessGuy said:
SeanTheSheep said:
I summon everything.
If you summon everything, you also summon nothing (as nothing is something, seeing as nothing is the lack of something. But because it's that it is something), and you'd end up with a paradox.

Congratulations.
You broke the universe.
Its broken again? It wasn't even my fault this time? Shoot.

OT: I summon this from deep space.



Yeah, yeah, I like space ships. So what?
 

Ziggy the wolf

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i will summon an indestructible mecha and take over the world with the remote space cannon connected to the mech's cockpit
 

LogieBear

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Gordan Freeman! and he will be my cuddly mute best-est fwend in the whole wild world forever and ever.
Plus he has a crowbar
 

twaddle

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potatosalad9 said:
Dr. wonderful said:
I summon foood, any food made in any order.

That way...I can end world hunger.
Ever seen the movie Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs dude?
Have you ever read it? it's actually an 8-15 page childrens book that has little to do with the movie except food falls from the sky and fucks stuff up.

what would i summon you ask....that's tough.