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sapphireofthesea

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Arkhangelsk said:
sapphireofthesea said:
Arkhangelsk said:


Call me The Doctor.
[sub][sub]For those uninformed, that is the TARDIS from Doctor Who.[/sub][/sub]
200 points, How could I forget the tardis XD
*slaps* How dare you forget the greatest invention in the history of ever!? You take a time-out in the corner and think about Doctor Who. Then you shall write me an essay about space and time on 500 pages and no pictures. I want it at my desk on Friday.
Yes sir. Would that be this friday or the this friday that will come after I go to next friday and then the one in 500 years time? Mind you I might end up going back to last friday if the Doctor finds something interesting in the fiday before that.
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TheNamlessGuy said:
SeanTheSheep said:
No, it wouldn't be summoning anything else, it would be summoning nothing, and even if there was the thing of nothing being produced, that would just fill the space outside of everything.
Actually, It would just summon everything, then instantly reverse it (leaving you with vacuum, which is basically how nothing you can get).

And if it didn't work that way, and you summoned nothing, you'd make a black hole.

No matter how you look at it, you doom Earth.
Why is it unsummoning things that are there?
The extra nothing doesn't cancel out the already existing something, it just means there is more in the universe, though that more is just more nothing, but it still doesn't mean that there is absolutely nothing, it just means there is additional nothing.

Also, a black hole is something, because it is an immensely dense piece of matter, that pulls in more matter.
 

sapphireofthesea

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And I can't believe I missed it the first time (and no one else got it either, though one person got another form of it).
If I could choose anything to summon:
I choose you, PIKACHU!!
 

Arkhangelsk

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sapphireofthesea said:
Arkhangelsk said:
sapphireofthesea said:
Arkhangelsk said:


Call me The Doctor.
[sub][sub]For those uninformed, that is the TARDIS from Doctor Who.[/sub][/sub]
200 points, How could I forget the tardis XD
*slaps* How dare you forget the greatest invention in the history of ever!? You take a time-out in the corner and think about Doctor Who. Then you shall write me an essay about space and time on 500 pages and no pictures. I want it at my desk on Friday.
Yes sir. Would that be this friday or the this friday that will come after I go to next friday and then the one in 500 years time? Mind you I might end up going back to last friday if the Doctor finds something interesting in the fiday before that.
^^
The Doctor wouldn't let you in the TARDIS, for I am The Doctor! Oh wait, yes I would. Hop in then! Let's go to spaaaace! *big David Tennant smile*
 

Akalistos

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You now have the ability to magically summon any one thing. You can summon it at any time and you can summon an infinite amount of it. What would you summon?
Note: Can't be money or gold.
Fenrir, the third son of Loki as a Familiar.
That would be hardcore.
 

tjcross

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first why summon genies they twist every wish you ask for into something that harms you for there own amusement

and i would summon infinite electricity i could recharge my batteries in a snap and summon lightning bolts at will fun. or maybe divices that elimanate all forms of pollution or water of eternal life i'd probably go with the last one the other two as option for when i find out who i got the power to summon objects and replicate that power into gaunltets or rings or something
 

tjcross

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Sjakie said:
I hereby summon 50 tons of plutonium and the phonenumber of the iranian president.

..what are you looking at?
that goes excellently with your profile picture got a lol out of me
 

Chrono180

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The magic item "Cubic gate" from D&D. For those of you who don't know what it is, it is a small cube that is keyed to six different destinations. If you press a side, it opens a portal to that place. If I could change the destinations for every cube, I could go literally anyplace in the multiverse. If I can't, it would still be handy. I would key it to my home in Albuquerque, New York City, London, Sydney, Ottowa, and another planet that is habitable but has no sentient life forms. That last one is mainly so that I can store my ill gotten gains. After all, teleportation can get you past the security alarms in stores.