"I summon you, potato salad!"

[Solstrana91]

I summon..... Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
You're all doooooomed!!!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Money. And gold.

Red card! Being an ironic douche, I deduct 100 experience points.

That's not very nice-people have been reported for less. BTW I would summon a lightsabre...

Getting back to the thread, +30 exp. Great suggestion, +70 exp.
It's my thread and I'll patrol it how I wants.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Antimatter:

I now supply infinity electricity for the entire world. Might as well be a license to print money, PLUS no more global warming, pollution, wars, etc. Utopia is created overnight.

your only problem is, antimatter detonates on contact with oxygen, and 1 milligram of antimatter can destroy a small nation like Luxembourg or Vatican City. so if you summon antimatter in large quantities, you summon a real life 2012 thats gonna make the planet go poof on 10 seconds.

Anitmatter doesn't detonate, it annhilates.
I would go into detail on what happens when antimatter annhilates, but I'll let Wikipedia [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilation] do the talking, because despite it not being particulalrly well moderated, the vandals usually stay away from most physics.
My point here is, that you've been reading too much Dan Brown and antimatter isn't particularly destructive.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[SeanTheSheep]

I summon everything.
Everything includes the aforementioned genies, money and gold.
And the not aforementioned sandvich and doughnut.

your avatar is sooooooo awesome....wait what was this thread about?

lol

Why thank you.

 

[sapphireofthesea]

I summon..... Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
You're all doooooomed!!!

I summon Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon ^^

 

[Dango]

I would summon Diamonds Pineapples Koroks that would gladly be my minions, so a special off-breed of Koroks.

Why Koroks? Well that's a secret.

Your Koroks are now diamonds, speaking of which, whenever I want to say something, I would summon the Old Spice guy to speak for me.

 

[Dango]

2 tickets to that thing you want! Now the tickets are diamonds...

But seriously? I would summon a new computer. An awesome one.

Someone else with a Fuko avatar! I change my answer to starfish!

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Wings. Attached to my spinal cord. I could then realize the only unattainable dream I ever had: To fly and shit on pigeon cars.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Your Koroks are now diamonds

If they can still move, I can work with that.

If not, then I'm summoning them above your head, which should be less than pleasant.

 

[crepesack]

I summon..... Blue Eyes White Dragon!!!
You're all doooooomed!!!

I summon Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon ^^

*Dark hole.

Hmm...I would probably pick infinite time...The ability to extend periods of time at my own will while not actually slowing things down. One second just becomes arbitrarily longer.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Man, duel monster really got some dumb monster sat the end there- *Reads OP* oh, wait...

Probably hundred dollar bills. I could just buy anything else then. Boring but functional.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

So no, I didn't break the universe, I just broke the summoning thing by sticking it in an endless loop.

Yeah, but see, since summoning isn't something the universe agrees with, it generally works like you rip up a part of the Time/Space continuum into a universe where the thing you want is in that place.
If you do that endlessly, you'd rip a giant hole in the T/S continuum, resulting in the hole EATING THE UNIVERSE.

Spoiler: Well then I hope it says this as it eats it:

And possibly sings this:

But seriously though, surely summoning an infite amount of something would have the same effect, so everyone's summoning would break the universe if they used the "infinite" button?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Call me The Doctor.
[sub][sub]For those uninformed, that is the TARDIS from Doctor Who.[/sub][/sub]

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[sapphireofthesea]

Call me The Doctor.
[sub][sub]For those uninformed, that is the TARDIS from Doctor Who.[/sub][/sub]

200 points, How could I forget the tardis XD

 

[Riobux]

I'd summon wishes which could be use however I want.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Call me The Doctor.
[sub][sub]For those uninformed, that is the TARDIS from Doctor Who.[/sub][/sub]

200 points, How could I forget the tardis XD

*slaps* How dare you forget the greatest invention in the history of ever!? You take a time-out in the corner and think about Doctor Who. Then you shall write me an essay about space and time on 500 pages and no pictures. I want it at my desk on Friday.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

But seriously though, surely summoning an infite amount of something would have the same effect, so everyone's summoning would break the universe if they used the "infinite" button?

No, because normally, it'd just open and close.
If you put it in a loop however, it'd travel back and forth, taking more with it each time.

Boom, all life on Earth = gone.

No, it wouldn't be summoning anything else, it would be summoning nothing, and even if there was the thing of nothing being produced, that would just fill the space outside of everything.

 

[omega_peaches]

Genies, for infinite wishes.