"I summon you, potato salad!"

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd summon world peace.
And hot chicks.

 

[Christemo]

i summon all powerful magical abilities capable of doing everything ever. then i go out and abuse those abilities and blow stuff the fuck up.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Food. Just in general, food.

That way, I never have to cook, or buy food (and drink counts as food counts). I guess I mean nourishment, than. Just say "Hey, I feel like Chicken and Rice tonight" and BAM! Chicken and Rice to my specifications.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I summon everything.

If you summon everything, you also summon nothing (as nothing is something, seeing as nothing is the lack of something. But because it's that it is something), and you'd end up with a paradox.

Congratulations.
You broke the universe.

No, I summoned everything, and then I summoned nothing as well.
If I summoned everything, then there would be nothing left to summon, so I summon that too, meaning there is nothing left to summon, so I summon that too, meaning there is nothing left to summon, so I summon that too, meaning there is nothing left to summon, so I summon that too, meaning there is nothing left to summon, so I summon that too, meaning there is nothing left to summon, so I summon that too, meaning there is nothing left to summon, et cetera
So no, I didn't break the universe, I just broke the summoning thing by sticking it in an endless loop.

 

[CorruptCor3]

Money. And gold.

Red card! Being an ironic douche, I deduct 100 experience points.

That's not very nice-people have been reported for less. BTW I would summon a lightsabre...

 

[p3t3r]

fireballs. Hadouken!!!!

 

[Nossy]

I would summon Gabe Newell and torture him relentlessly with Justin Bieber/Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus techno remixes until he makes Half Life 2: Episode 3.

Watch yourself, Mr. Newell.

 

[Christemo]

Antimatter:

I now supply infinity electricity for the entire world. Might as well be a license to print money, PLUS no more global warming, pollution, wars, etc. Utopia is created overnight.

your only problem is, antimatter detonates on contact with oxygen, and 1 milligram of antimatter can destroy a small nation like Luxembourg or Vatican City. so if you summon antimatter in large quantities, you summon a real life 2012 thats gonna make the planet go poof on 10 seconds.

 

[RathWolf]

Magic.

 

[nuba km]

puppies
need to make people happy puppy.
need to kill someone summon puppy in there heart.

 

[sapphireofthesea]

I would summon energy (With the ablity to choose it's form). for the less scientific amongst us, matter is solid energy, which means I could thus produce anything ^^.

On the spirit of the topic though...
PIRATE NINJA

 

[Berserker119]

I'm summoning scamps. Those guys are really underrated.

Spoiler

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[razer17]

2 tickets to that thing you want! Now the tickets are diamonds...

But seriously? I would summon a new computer. An awesome one.

 

[zombiejoe]

I summon everything.
Everything includes the aforementioned genies, money and gold.
And the not aforementioned sandvich and doughnut.

your avatar is sooooooo awesome....wait what was this thread about?


lol

 

[Sjakie]

I hereby summon 50 tons of plutonium and the phonenumber of the iranian president.

..what are you looking at?

 

[Unesh52]

Money. And gold.

You asshole.

Gold and money

And you asshole as well. Er, you are an one too. Are asshole.... er, you suck.

Antimatter:

I now supply infinity electricity for the entire world. Might as well be a license to print money, PLUS no more global warming, pollution, wars, etc. Utopia is created overnight.

Very altruistic of you. Now we just have to make sure no one abuses the limitless energy to make super weapons... or kills you with them... and that you never die of old age.[sub]Though with limitless energy, immortality might just be around the corner[/sub]

I summon: Fangirls. I'll own the world in 6 days...

"Mr. President, there's a terrorist on the phone, he says he wants the US to back his bid for world domination or he'll unleash a twilight convention the size of Texas!"

"Good God man... the nation will smell of meat and lady spunk for decades! Bring me the Red Phone!"

OT:Also, orgasms. For anyone. It counts.

 

[sapphireofthesea]

Antimatter:

I now supply infinity electricity for the entire world. Might as well be a license to print money, PLUS no more global warming, pollution, wars, etc. Utopia is created overnight.

your only problem is, antimatter detonates on contact with oxygen, and 1 milligram of antimatter can destroy a small nation like Luxembourg or Vatican City. so if you summon antimatter in large quantities, you summon a real life 2012 thats gonna make the planet go poof on 10 seconds.

Plus antimatter by itself is unstable and will react with any matter it comes in contact with (scientifically speaking). So it would be gone as soon as you make it unless you have already found a way to harness the energy (there is no energy release from a matter/antimatter collision, to the best of my knowledge).