frizzlebyte said:
But, in all seriousness, you'd have to be pretty sick to think of keeping a robber as a sex slave. That is like the last thing I would think of doing.
I was going to say "You say that now, but you just wait until a freakishly hot guy tries to rob you and your over-power him with your mad kills. Then come back and give us your answer" followed by a winky face. But then I looked on your profile and saw you are a man, and while keeping anyone as a sex slave is considered horrible, using women as unwilling sex slaves is just too far for it to have any humour factor.
OT: Interesting ... are they still seeing each other? I mean, one's a robber, and the other is a nympho. Sounds like a match made in heaven. In Soviet [small](Russia)[/small] Heaven, thief takes from victim *wildly inappropriate wink*
I know, I suck at "Soviet Russia" jokes. The main joke is that in 'fragmented Russia speak' it sounds like what normally happens (the thief steals from the victim), but it is actually just shortened from "thief takes it from the victim", which is me making a joke about the whole 'sex slave' thing. So the joke is not what is said, but what isn't.
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