I think I'll just leave this here...

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Madara XIII

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IamSofaKingRaw said:
Well



I don't really know what to say.....

I just want to know if the guy is traumatized by this. I don't think this was on the top ten of things he thought may of went wrong when he planned on robbing the place.[/QUOTE]


Well......God damn man...I just have no words for this..This is so jacked up...so disturbing...I don't know what to say to this honestly.

[HEADING=2] Any comments on this subject Noob?

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The Noob has spoken [/HEADING]
 

Madara XIII

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Ilyak1986 said:
I mean come on the reason it's funny is that it's so completely out of this world and it's karmic justice It's like a robber trying to rob a house, falling through the roof, landing on a butcher's knife with the blade facing up, and getting his foot cut off (unfortunately in reality something like this happened, and the would be robber sued and actually got a settlement :(. Hopefully the castle law covers this).
Wait, I thought that was just from Liar Liar...
I think it was, if I remember that scene correctly
 

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warfan987 said:
I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
In Soviet Russia, Victim rapes you!

And this is just too strange, she was clearly feeling quite lonely at the time, and this guy must have wondered what the F*** was happening. I am not sure what the moral of this story is to be honest O.O
 

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Well, it's good to see that double standards are still alive and kicking...

Oh, wait it's not. More like disgusting.
 

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Poor guy... I heard after 4 hours of having an erection, it really starts to hurt. I dunno how long he went at a time with a boner, but he apparently had damaged genitals, poor bastard. I find it's harder to sympathize with him, though, as he was waving a gun around prior to his rape.
 

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huh, its funny because its a man!

seriously guys, if you would laugh while that would be a woman who was raped you would be lynched by angry mob.

oh well, just goes to show how f***** up our society is.
 

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What a *****. You don't use your skills of martial art for personal pleasure, you use it for self-defence.
 

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warfan987 said:
I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
Your Spidey Senses do not fail you. [http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/07/15/demotivational-posters-in-mother-russia/]

More than a little bit of an overreaction of course, but you've got to say it's a win. A psychotic, digusting win.

Remember kids, don't steal from psychopaths well-trained in self-defense.
 

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warfan987 said:
I don't know what to say. Umm... fail I guess?

Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
Memebase did a 'In Mother Russia' one
 

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frizzlebyte said:
But, in all seriousness, you'd have to be pretty sick to think of keeping a robber as a sex slave. That is like the last thing I would think of doing.
I was going to say "You say that now, but you just wait until a freakishly hot guy tries to rob you and your over-power him with your mad kills. Then come back and give us your answer" followed by a winky face. But then I looked on your profile and saw you are a man, and while keeping anyone as a sex slave is considered horrible, using women as unwilling sex slaves is just too far for it to have any humour factor.

OT: Interesting ... are they still seeing each other? I mean, one's a robber, and the other is a nympho. Sounds like a match made in heaven. In Soviet [small](Russia)[/small] Heaven, thief takes from victim *wildly inappropriate wink*

I know, I suck at "Soviet Russia" jokes. The main joke is that in 'fragmented Russia speak' it sounds like what normally happens (the thief steals from the victim), but it is actually just shortened from "thief takes it from the victim", which is me making a joke about the whole 'sex slave' thing. So the joke is not what is said, but what isn't.

[sub]Don't judge me[/sub]
 

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Sigh....

so many children in this thread.

You know what one of the differences between an adult and a child is?

An adult thinks before he speaks. He thinks about what he's saying. He realizes that even though he feels amusement it is not an appropriate reaction to one person imprisoning another and then drugging, raping and abusing that person for three entire days.

A child doesn't think and just starts posting jokes about it. A child gets caught up in his own emotions and gets convinced that what he has to say is so incredibly funny that it compensates for threating another human person who was drugged, imprisoned and raped for three entire days with ridicule.

Seriously boys and girls, grow up.
 

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If i wasnt married, i would find and purpose to this woman right now.

She is my hero of the week. Maybe even the month.
 

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zarguhl said:
warfan987 said:
Also, I sense an "In soviet Russia" joke of some kind incoming.
In soviet Russia, victim rapes YOU!
Damnit.. Ninja'd!

Though i don't know if this is a punishment, it might just start a crime wave of horny old single men!
 

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kouriichi said:
If i wasnt married, i would find and purpose to this woman right now.

She is my hero of the week. Maybe even the month.
...For raping a would-be robber and only feeding him drugs for three straight days? That's your hero of the week? Would she be your hero if the genders were reversed?

Is my sense of humor just that different from everyone else? I mean, beating up someone trying to rob you? That's amusing. Tying him up and drawing on his face while waiting for the cops to arrive? That's funny. Raping him and starving him by only feeding him drugs for three straight days? O_O

I hope she spends or is spending the rest of her life in prison.
 

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TheNaut131 said:
Well, damn.

Overkill much...hilarious overkill, but the point still stands.

Wait, that doesn't sound too bad. She's gotta be in pretty decent physical form if she has a black belt. Then again the Viagra...uh, never mind. Disregard that last statement.

Just don't rob places people, and this won't happen.
Is it sad this is one of my fantisy?
 

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I know this might be me being a massive deviant, but I was a little jealous of the robber. Even that pixelated photo of the salon owner can't hide the fact she's probably pretty hot.