I used to be an adventurer...

[Kyle1527]

I used to be an adventurer...But then I took a knee to my crotch...
I used to be an adventurer...But then I downloaded the patch
I used to make arrow threads like you, then I took a knee in the scrotum.
I used to to be an arrow...But then I took an adventurer to the knee.

You guys mind coming up with your own witty versions of this meme and posting them here? Of course you don't .

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This is how posts should go:

I used to be an adventurer...(then you can make up this part).

 

[crimson5pheonix]

OT: I used to be an adventurer... but then I took a woman to my wallet
I used to be an adventurer... but then the doombots took over
I used to be an adventurer... but then I took my knee to an arrow.

 

[EHKOS]

I just saw this one on Youtube. I used to be a virgin, but then a took a cock to the hymen.


I like the meme alot but I haven't made up one.

 

[Da Orky Man]

I used to be an arrow... but then I took an adventurer to the knee.

 

[enzilewulf]

I used to be an adventurer.... but then I took a giant purple dildo to the knee.
I used to be an adventurer.... but then my game lagged out.
I used to be an adventurer.... but then I killed every one in Markarth and went into hiding.

 

[Shirastro]

I used to be an adventurer but than i took an arrow to my knee


...oh wait

 

[BloatedGuppy]

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to my knee. Because of a bug, it's still there. Check it out!

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

I used to be an adventurer... but then i couldnt think of a meme

 

[magter3001]

I used to be an ape, until I took an arrow to the knee.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

I used to be an adventurer, until a cazador ripped me apart.
JESUS FREAKIN HELL THOSE THINGS WERE ANNOYING!

 

[Buizel91]

I used to be an adventurer...Until a dragon shouted at me

 

[Kopikatsu]

I used to be an adventurer, but I never asked for this.

 

[Dungeons]

I used to be a kid, but then I became an immortal god.

I used to an immortal god, but then someone downloaded the mod.

I used to be funny, but then I was overused.

 

[Shirastro]

Just made a YouTube video for this, hope its funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE8Lw9lQ9-c

It actually kinda is in a very awkward way

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I used to be a guard... but then I took an arrow to my other knee.
I used to be an adventurer... but then I fell off a cliff.
I used to be an adventurer... but then I suddenly caught aflame and WHAT'S THAT IN THE SKY?!
I used to be an advent *FUS RO DAH!*

 

[hashtag]

I used to be an adventurer....but then I turned off Skyrim and went back to my day to day life.

 

[Bvenged]

In an attempt to become an adventurer I stopped taking arrows to the knee.

 

[Swyftstar]

I used to be an adventurer... but then Rage came in the mail from Gamefly so now I am, hey wait...